Most Action-y Animes With A Leading Male Protagonist: Kid You Need To Calm Down And Learn To Be A Nicer

Why is that tree not damaged by her directly striking it with lightning? It’s not even singed...

Y’know, I’ve always been pretty bad at keeping track of time. I can lose an entire week without realizing it.

Recently, I had no idea that Christmas was about to happen because I completely lost track of time. I only realized it when me and my dad went to the store and the guy there asked if we were ready for Christmas and suddenly I asked when that was happening and he replied that it was only six days away.

But, the worst thing about all of this is probably the fact that I still lose track of the date even with two huge calendars hanging on the wall behind my desk... 

*is pouting*

What the hell, Funimation...

I was in the middle of watching “Handa-Kun” and you just went and crushed my dreams like the assholes you are. How rude, deciding to do scheduled maintenance in the middle of my binging.  

I even decided to start watching your shit yesterday and this is how you repay me. With buffering, glitches, and maintenance induced shut downs. Damn it...

Well, at least I finished watching “Servamp” beforehand. I would have been incredibly annoyed if I had been forced to take a break in the middle of that. I would have to put in the effort to find the anime elsewhere as quickly as possible. And, given how apathetic I am by nature, that would have been a pain in the ass. Too much effort.

Y’know, I really felt connected to Kuro and his laziness in Servamp. I pretty much agreed every time he said things were too much trouble. Personally, I would very much prefer to just laze around doing fuck all instead of going out and trying to help people. Then again, I don’t have the same reasoning as Kuro does when it comes to a lot of his apathy so, I suppose, I can’t really talk.

Whatever...

*sighs*

God damnit, Funimation. Finish your fucking maintenance already!

I’m literally in tears.

Logan, you absolute troll. How very dare you taunt the poor anxious bab like that.

He doesn’t deserve this.

If you’re still doing art requests, how about Logan annoying Virgil with dabbing?

No one except Virgil acknowledged Logan’s dab in the Growing Up video so I can only assume Logan taunts Virgil by doing it when no one’s looking.

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It is 8 AM and I went to sleep four hours ago...

Why the fuck am I awake? There is no reason for this. I was sleeping. But now I can't. What is this fresh hell of getting up at the crack of dawn when I have no pressing matters to deal with today? Why didn't I sleep longer when I tried to go back to sleep? What the fuck is this?!

My favorite bell.

She ended up ignoring me...

Logan: *Watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Virgil: *Covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick.

A dark alley deal is about to take place... Not really though, the bathrooms are just very weirdly placed here.

Man, I went to the zoo for my older sisters birthday today. It was tons of fun. There was a Latin festival sort of thing happening and we had some Cuban food and watched a Mexican dance ceremony that I think was based around Aztec culture specifically. It was pretty cool, and so were all the animals we saw. However, I am now absolutely exhausted and I'm pretty sure my nose is sunburnt. Also, I have the worst case of farmers tan now so just fuck my life, right?

Anyways, happy birthday to my big sister, I guess. *shrugs before collapsing on bed*