Five Hours Of Work To Make A Hand And Now I’m Too Scared Of Messing It Up To Try And Make It The Appropriate

Man, I went to the zoo for my older sisters birthday today. It was tons of fun. There was a Latin festival sort of thing happening and we had some Cuban food and watched a Mexican dance ceremony that I think was based around Aztec culture specifically. It was pretty cool, and so were all the animals we saw. However, I am now absolutely exhausted and I'm pretty sure my nose is sunburnt. Also, I have the worst case of farmers tan now so just fuck my life, right?

Anyways, happy birthday to my big sister, I guess. *shrugs before collapsing on bed*

Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship reblog if you agree

I am the wrong decisions.

*walks into the void while eating a container of unfrosted broken to pieces marble cake*

Made all the wrong decisions 

Y’know, I’ve always been pretty bad at keeping track of time. I can lose an entire week without realizing it.

Recently, I had no idea that Christmas was about to happen because I completely lost track of time. I only realized it when me and my dad went to the store and the guy there asked if we were ready for Christmas and suddenly I asked when that was happening and he replied that it was only six days away.

But, the worst thing about all of this is probably the fact that I still lose track of the date even with two huge calendars hanging on the wall behind my desk... 

Insults for your loved ones

You

Incompetent slice of bread

Absolute cactus

Bent paperclip

Empty soda bottle

Ungrateful paper towel

Muddy wooden shoe

Sour bicycle

Ignorant sponge

Deceitful little candy wrapper

Blank piece of paper

Crumbly slice of cake

Moldy doorknob

Dusty tube of lipstick

Icey sock

Useless paint can

Linty toothbrush

Hairy popsicle

Plastic cup

I made my jewelry box adorable.

Found a butterfly at Home Depot. (at The Home Depot)

Now all three pets have fallen into the pool. Poor thing’s traumatized now.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You don’t.

You just suffer in silence and hope for the best.

(Legit tho, just go up to him and ask.)

(Don’t bear around the bush.)

(Gather up all of your courage, maybe get your friends to help hype you beforehand, and just directly tell him you’re interested and you want to date him.)

(If he says no, then you can at least stop worrying about asking now(tho it may be a bit painful for a time.))

(And if he says yes, then congrats!)

(You will have a boyfriend.)

(So good luck, my friend!)

(Be brave!)

(We believe in you!)

science side of tumblr how do you ask a boy out??