Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
Art commission: RWBY Yang x EldenRing OC: Jack for @KellofK
rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens
i feel like we as a meme-based society don’t give enough credit to the jokes we read that live in our head forever afterwards but that you don’t in turn incorporate into your daily lexicon
Apparently the in-app purchases won't give you hearts anymore even if they are technically not disabled. You'll lose money and will get nothing.
The end of purchases was not announced, it was completely omitted from all the announcements. Support was apparently shutdown too, deliberately without notice.
If you tried to buy anything, got scammed and didn't get the hearts, Play Store can refund you. Not sure if iOS offers that too.
Anyway, don't try to buy anything in Lovestruck anymore. You will get scammed.
THIS SEEMS PRETTY GODDAMN INTENTIONAL BUT MAYBE I'M CRAZY
Resident Lover!
Genre: GL, Sim Dating
Welcome to Mother Miranda's All Girls College, get comfy. You'll need the rest.
You're a new student, a freshman who got in through a scholarship, which is as daunting a detail by itself but… What's this?!
The women here are… too damn attractive!
You've only just moved into the dorms with your roommates, Daniela and Angie, who are bombshells in their own right but…
Now this is just unfair! This is too much, too much for your poor sapphic heart.
Their moms too?! What god did you have to kill to get this lucky? This really isn't the college life you expected.
Here you are, your gay ass armed with nothing but limited braincells and a dream, but with the presence of all these frustratingly hot women, just how are you gonna focus on college?!
// DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL GAME, I DREW THIS ON MY PHONE OVER THE COURSE OF 3 DAYS. I AM UNFORTUNATELY NOT TALENTED ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN GAME. If you want to make one however, please tell me lol. I'm dying for content. //
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
What I love about Eda and Raine together is that we also have the comparison relationship of Amity and Luz, who blush and fluster constantly because hello, they are literal 8th graders who have never dated or kissed before…and Eda and Raine are exactly like them. Like, I fully expected their relationship to play out differently on screen than, you know, the one between children, but no, they’ve had their entire lives and they still fall apart to stuttering messes when their hands touch or whatever. I think it’s even funnier because Raine is a bashful person at large, they’re going to blush if you hand them the exact thing they asked for. So I love that their dynamic is not “one person who teases and the other one who can’t function when teased,” because Eda is exactly as useless. Literally so useless. She teases Raine like a practiced Owl Lady, then .02 seconds later her face is burning. NOT EVEN BECAUSE RAINE TEASED HER BACK!! LITERALLY THEY BLUSH, and THAT MAKES EDA LOSE IT
so yes, I am obsessed, thank you
things that always make me happy: serial commenters. there are three types
1) reading a longfic chapter by chapter, leaving an increasingly emotional comment on every chapter, descends into keysmashes near the end: outstanding
2) read one fic by accident, clicked the author name, now working steadily through the backlog and commenting on everything, I wake up to an AO3 inbox full of enthusiasm: precious beyond words
3) the longterm serial commenter whose comment begins with I don’t even know this fandom but because they have followed me from somewhere else: stunning. humbling. magical.
Absent: preoccupied
Agonized: as if in pain or tormented
Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire
Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest
Beatific: blissful
Black: angry or sad, or hostile
Bleak: hopeless
Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern
Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent
Brooding: anxious and gloomy
Bug eyed: frightened or surprised
Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed
Cheeky: cocky, insolent
Cheerless: sad
Choleric: hot-tempered, irate
Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings
Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor
Despondent: depressed or discouraged
Doleful: sad or afflicted
Dour: stern or obstinate
Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing
Ecstatic: delighted or entranced
Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible
Fixed: concentrated or immobile
Gazing: staring intently
Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive
Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion
Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic
Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness
Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty
Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism
Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant
Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit
Jeering: insulting or mocking
Languid: lazy or weak
Leering: sexually suggestive
Mild: easygoing
Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful
Pained: affected with discomfort or pain
Peering: with curiosity or suspicion
Peeved: annoyed
Pleading: seeking apology or assistance
Quizzical: questioning or confused
Radiant: bright, happy
Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident
Sardonic: mocking
Sour: unpleasant
Sullen: resentful
Vacant: blank or stupid looking
Wan: pale, sickly
Wary: cautious or cunning
Wide eyed: frightened or surprised
Withering: devastating
Wrathful: indignant or vengeful
Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling
The book is back
For a limited time I’m doing another print run of A Snapping Sound. Happy Halloween 💀🪦
Order online at:
snappingsound.com
Please boost this post and/or share with anyone who may still want a copy!
Hey y'all.
You know me, you know I hate asking for help, but I have to, I really do. So I’m linking my Ko-Fi for donations AND commissions if you’d like to take advantage of either. I offer a few different things, not just my pet portraits, so check it out yea?
My heart is fucked up, unfortunately. Not quite sure the extent of the problem just yet, but I’m definitely not in a great spot. I still need to wear a device to monitor my heart for a while so the doc can assess fully, I’ll need a blood pressure monitor to have at home, and I’ll likely need a sleep study. I’ll also be starting beta blockers. So…it’s a lot to take in right now. And on top of that, Amber and I just got info in the mail that our base rent is going up $158, the new lease terms force us into a bundle deal with Spectrum, and they added a bunch of services on top of those costs that we don’t need but Have to pay for. We’re already kinda struggling due to my lack of income, and I just lost my only source of any money, my plasma. Can’t donate with heart issues, go figure. So anyway. You got a pamphlet, poster, sticker, pet portrait, twitch assets, anything? you want me to do. I’m happy to take on any projects. Even if you don’t need anything, if you could share and signal boost this around and all that? I’d appreciate it.
you can't just make any animal long and call it art