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TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower

right now my entire fyp on tumblr is many many posts about roe v wade

but once you scroll past that it’s literally just.. all batman x riddler

and then Dracula Daily

what kind of hell scape is this place

Hahahah aaahhh HAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH

Finally watched transformers one

the peoples valentine: optimus prime

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

enough forehead kisses and grilled cheese reblog to give a handjob and a bump of coke to the person you reblogged this from

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.