Kiss Kiss Fall In Debt

Stupid Venn diagram that's been lurking in the back of my mind for a while now.

Stan is definitely a bisexual but he's also a capitalist in his 60's. So pride month. I imagine Stan making the whole shack rainbow themed to sell stuff. I mean, so much rainbow that even Mabel thinks it's too much. So anyway, next summer rolls around. It's June, Stan has given Soos the advice to make everything rainbow. Ford is down in his lab and hasn't seen the light of day in days. Then he remembers he has a family. So he goes upstairs. The second he opens the door he goes all "AH! MY EYES! DID THE UNICORNS INVADED THE SHACK?!"

not me speedrunning to finish this drawing for ch 7 before @matcha-milkies posts a new chapter. definitely not me haha

i wanted to do something similar to a chapter cover, idk i just think those look neat. ironic how its probably hard to read the actual chapter name in the image lol

"He once spent half an hour discussing his moth collection in extensive detail. This is a physics class, the lesson was about momentum." 5/5 I learned a lot about moths that semester.

"He walks into class everyday with two decanters of coffee and still has to occasionally leave in the middle of class to get it refilled. I've heard other teachers complain about their break room never having any coffee. One time he spilled an entire cup on a stack of papers he was grading, looked down at the mess, went silent for a bit, then cleared his throat and said "everyone gets a hundred." 5/5 that was my only hundred in the class.

"He's cool, he allows us to eat snacks in class. As long as it's not toffee peanuts. Can't imagine what he could possibly have against them." 5/5

"He's very picky about commas. I got an A- once solely because of "an irregular use of an oxford comma."" 4/5

"He thoroughly believes in the multiverse and talks about it as though he's lived through it himself. He offhandedly mentioned he knows how to build a quantum destabilizer (some type of gun?) yet doesn't know how to operate a laptop. He might be an alien." 5/5

"His office hours are atrocious I don't think he ever sleeps." 5/5

"He went surprisingly quiet when someone brought up the possibility of perpetual motion in class. You'll be good as long as you don't bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics. Or the puppet from Poppy Avenue. DON'T bring up the puppet from Poppy Avenue. I still haven't heard back from the guy that said Dr. Stanford looked an awful lot like that puppet." 5/5

"He types one key at a time. I'm talking keymashing each letter with his index finger. There was more than one occasion in which we just watched him type for minutes on end, pausing to take time to think through which key he'll press next." 3/5

"I once saw a whiteboard magnet get stuck to the side of his head. He might be a cyborg." 5/5

"He casually mentioned that his first car was taken by a tree, then refused to elaborate and went on with the lesson as normal. I don't think he meant a tree fell on it." 5/5

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

Ford does that little startled snort when he wakes up. You know the one

what's this, a redemption arc?

@pinefamilycatsau @heideez @inkyrainstorms @pickledoesthetumbling

@chaseerr0rcode @its-that-anon <- it's been an honor being evil with you 🫡

Everyone, chasee. Without further ado, I present to you

I think the punishment fits the crime

lay my curses all to rest, make a mercy out of me

Also, I made T shirts

Draw your oc in it if you want

Rendering is taking a minute but I thought I'd post these flats since I think they look pretty good

Poppy Avenue’s most violent neighbor, Dr. Stanford Pines

The long awaited Poppy Avenue mugshot! I realized that I started drawing this, and just never finished, and never ended up showing the world one of the funniest things I’ve ever drawn. Ford’s dumb enraged face brings me so much joy.

Stanley is given this picture after the strangling incident and he has to lay down right there in the middle of the studio, clutching his sides and sobbing with laughter. It’s framed on his desk, and one of his most prized possessions. The fact that they got Ford to hold the sign is his favorite part.

And for your lovely imaginations my darlings, please imagine Dipper and Mabel FINDING this picture years later, like how they found all of Stan’s fake IDs and whatnot, and being flabbergasted that their mild mannered Grunkle Ford, a man who chases butterfly anomalies for fun, was charged for attempted puppet-cide.

Spotify won't be a good judge of my taste since I only use it about half the time I want to listen to music (meaning that the other half of my taste is just not represented), but here goes!

Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead

Rusholme Ruffians - The Smiths

You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos

Man Of War - Radiohead

My Love Mine All Mine - Mitski

Wearing the Inside Out - Pink Floyd

The Machine - Lemon Demon

Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty

Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead

The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana

Alas I think all my mutuals have already been tagged somewhere above (plus I don't feel like tagging anybody) so anybody else that sees this feel free to join in!

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

the infamous thigh high ask @pinefamilycatsau since you asked so kindly