🥵NOT PERFECT ?????????

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 ‼️ 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐

I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (🥴🍆❌🪱✅😞😮‍💨) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..

THEN... NNN NNNN

... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '

... NNNNNGGGGHHH🤤😬

From my old blog

BOTH of you know what your limitations are ......

BOTH of you know what your experienced in .....

BOTH of you know what your tongue's duty is ..

BUT ... only SHE knows WHOSE 💦 it is ..............

🥴👅🛐🤤

I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...

Try this before jerking off

Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away 😁 So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... err🤔 BEAUTIFUL 🫵😁😉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Hip Hip HOORAY🥳 Hip Hip HOORAY

For She's a jolly good lady... 🤐

You get the message 😉 Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX

Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose

Not a single post on my birthday

guess to you it's just another

Tuesday

Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all

(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)

Same colour hair as well.

😒🫤... looks a bit like me as well... 🫢🤫

Reblog with which Princess you're coming as Girlies🩷🩷🩷

Looks like a case of not being careful on whether to make sure no one can walk in on you and catch you in the middle of a very compromising activity that'll be impossible to explain away as anything else but..

🥵🍆⬆️👌😵‍💫NNNN(😱!!)💦NGHHHH...🤤😖😞😭

FUCK HER? NO CHANCE!!

...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...

... LIKE TO ...

... FUCK HER?

🥴 well, yes

😞 won't hold my breath with my track record

😮‍💨 why d... 😫 aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAA🤯AAAAAAAA

IT'S 😭😭 NOT 😭😭 FAIR

Failed the first thing on my ' GOOD BOY EXAM ' 😬

Wonder what the penalty is for being a ' BAD BOY '?

🫱➡️🍑 ' whack ' × A LOT? 😬

😏...

Good boy checkpoint 😘

" SEE ‼️I TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "

" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "

" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "

😈💭 hmmm...