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I don't know about ' FREE ' ...๐ซค
๐ค๐ญ hmmm .... what price could you possibly put on something like THAT!!? ๐...๐ญ mind you, ๐ฅต
๐ฅด * sigh * ๐ WHATEVER PRICE THEY WANT!!! ๐
..or have I got the wrong end of the stick on this one
๐
??
...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...
... FUCK HER?
๐ฅด well, yes
๐ won't hold my breath with my track record
๐ฎโ๐จ why d... ๐ซ aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.... and ....
Looks like a case of not being careful on whether to make sure no one can walk in on you and catch you in the middle of a very compromising activity that'll be impossible to explain away as anything else but..
๐ฅต๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐ตโ๐ซNNNN(๐ฑ!!)๐ฆNGHHHH...๐คค๐๐๐ญ
๐๐ญI think I can see some left on the top shelf, but might be a bit too high for me....๐ " OH, YES I DO ACTUALLY NEED HELP, THAT'S VERY KIND FOR YOU TO OFFER... yes I can't really reach the top... "
.... five minutes later ....
๐ฅต๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ " ... How about the next one along? Hmmm not sure, what about the nnnNN(๐ซข๐ฌGHH๐ฆ....๐คค....๐ถ๐๐)ext one err, Yes I'm fine, sorry I've just realised I didn't bring my card... bye.. " ๐ฉ
... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...
Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away ๐ So...
For She's a jolly good lady... ๐ค
You get the message ๐ Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX
Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose
Not a single post on my birthday
guess to you it's just another
Tuesday
Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all
(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)
Failed the first thing on my ' GOOD BOY EXAM ' ๐ฌ
Wonder what the penalty is for being a ' BAD BOY '?
๐ซฑโก๏ธ๐ ' whack ' ร A LOT? ๐ฌ
๐...
Good boy checkpoint ๐
.... I'm in too much of a hurry to post this and then get on with the thing I've been desperate for since logging on Tumblr and seeing her innnnNNN ๐๐
โฌ๏ธ My tags are the quickest way of expressing my feelings and how I'm going to spend the next few... ๐ค๐ญ... seconds? ๐ OR minutes?๐ช
Go..โฑ๏ธ๐
๐ฅด (that's exactly what happened in my fantasy) ๐คค
Yes... nn...nnn...๐ฅต... NN NNN NNNN ๐ฌ๐ can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNNโ ๏ธ๐๐ฅต๐ตโ๐ซNGH๐ง๐ค
Which will be before you even reach the bed..๐ฎโ๐จ๐
Before even getting upstairs probably..
Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..
Oh my days.....
Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (โผ๏ธ) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...
...๐ง๐ค๐คค
Not perfect but 100% natural
Same colour hair as well.
๐๐ซค... looks a bit like me as well... ๐ซข๐คซ
Reblog with which Princess you're coming as Girlies๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
๐ฅต... (F๐ก๏ธ๐คฌKING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH ๐ง๐ค
๐
๐ฅด... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets
But I cope.... ๐๐ช๐
๐ค๐ญ hmmm 1 ๐ฅต, 2๐ฅต, 3๐ฅต, 4๐ฅต, or (๐ฅด), 5๐ฅต ?
Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (๐ฅด) Kick me in my... (๐๐ค๐ฑ)? Be my key holder? (๐...)
Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(๐ฅด)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (๐ง๐ค) ..... ๐คค
Do you have a favorite?
" I just went to change your sheets, seeing how I've been on you all weekend about the smell and you've not done anything about it SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE โผ๏ธ๐ฟ Now, I'll ask you a question once and ONCE ONLY!! So think carefully before digging yourself deeper in shit!! Then I'll show you what I'm holding behind my back. Ok? "
๐ฌ๐ญ shit I KNOW she can't have found any drugs, I just had the last line ๐ strong stuff too. Fuck me it doesn't half make you randy ๐ฅต DEPRAVED as well. I WISH SHE'D FUCK OFF OUT THE BATHROOM, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO IN THE SHOWER FOR A GOOD WA... ๐๐ LOOK AT HER TI...๐ฑ๐ซฃ DON'T START THINKING LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU FFS๐คฌ GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. DAMN I THINK SHE'S BEEN SAYING SOMETHING TO ME.. " err sorry I can't hear very well at the moment, lots of earwax according to the school nurse ๐ฌ๐ "
" I said, HAVE YOU BEEN ...
" .... no ๐คฅ .... why ? "
" THEN WHY WERE MY PANTIES UNDER THOSE DISGUSTING SHEETS? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH SOMETHING?? "
๐ถ........๐........๐........๐๐ญ look at the way they wobble about when she's shouting ๐ฅต NN ๐ฆ GH!! ๐คค....๐ฌ๐ซฃ
" 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 coming! Ready or not. !!?? I thought you were going to hide somewhere? "
๐ถ " .... OH ..... yeah ๐ฌ I just....err sorry. Can you start again ๐ I'm ready. You'll never find me "
๐ฟ " 10 ..... 9 ..... "
๐ฅต๐ฑ nnnnn NN NNN NNNN
" if you don't keep quiet I'll easily find you ๐ "
๐ฆ
I bet ....
Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well ๐ฑ it could easily be left and right TOGETHER
๐... nn ...
NN ๐ฆ GHhhhh
... haaaa ๐ซ ... ๐ถ ... nn ... NN ๐ณ ๐ง GH (๐ช) ... ๐คค
๐ค๐ญ hmmm, 6 - 2 = 4 inches lost in 3 years, which means, if I was locked up for a 3 year stretch, and a strict prison regime of 24/7 solitary confinement in a tiny cell, without being allowed out to the exercise yard, (๐ฑ) I'd come out with a .... a ..... a ....
She's just noticed that the same place she noticed a bit of a bump on the front of your pants, is now a bit of a damp patch...
Amanda Holden
๐ฅต๐ซจ๐ช.... NN ... G .. ! ๐ณ ๐ฑ
" CAUGHT YOU. SHOULD'VE LOCKED THE DOOR. BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D BE HOME THIS EARLY DID YOU ? NOT ALONE EITHER... ๐ "
38 ๐ญ hmmm certainly higher than I expected ..... ๐ ๐ญ (๐๐) certainly lower if I hadn't done THAT ๐ ๐ญ (๐ฆ๐คค) certainly higher seeing I've got THAT ๐ ๐ญ (๐ค?? ) certainly higher than I thought THAT ๐คค ๐ญ (HMM) certainly harder than I expected .....
๐ช 87 ๐ ๐๐๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐๐/๐ฉฑ๐ /๐ก๐๐ชญ๐๐คณโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐พ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐
I'm on my way gurls!
๐ฅด... I'll have to do something about this little bulge I've NOW got in my pants... ๐๐ญ Which picture of her ( fully clothed ... teasing glimpse of her cleavage in the one I use most ) shall I get up on my phone to look at this time ๐คณ ?
I'm pathetic... I know... ๐๐
Nnnnnggghhhh ๐ฆ๐คค
๐ฅต๐ฌ
๐ฅต๐ฌ๐ญ..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '
๐(DOH)
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โผ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..๐๐ฎโ๐จ ๐ฅด But, ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต you don't complain ๐
" I'm home darling. Who was that driving off just as I pulled u...๐ณ...OH " ....(๐๐ญ hmmm it's been a long time since I got home to a greeting like THIS)
" ... GOOD. Good timing IN FACT. Come here, I've got something for you ๐ ... No, you'll need to be kneeling to get it ๐ "