๐ฅต๐ฌ๐ญ..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '
๐(DOH)
...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...
... FUCK HER?
๐ฅด well, yes
๐ won't hold my breath with my track record
๐ฎโ๐จ why d... ๐ซ aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (๐ฅด๐โ๐ชฑโ ๐๐ฎโ๐จ) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..
THEN... NNN NNNN
... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '
From my old blog
๐ฅต๐ฌ
Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (โผ๏ธ) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...
...๐ง๐ค๐คค
Not perfect but 100% natural
๐ค๐ญ hmmm, 6 - 2 = 4 inches lost in 3 years, which means, if I was locked up for a 3 year stretch, and a strict prison regime of 24/7 solitary confinement in a tiny cell, without being allowed out to the exercise yard, (๐ฑ) I'd come out with a .... a ..... a ....
๐ค๐ญ hmmm 1 ๐ฅต, 2๐ฅต, 3๐ฅต, 4๐ฅต, or (๐ฅด), 5๐ฅต ?
Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (๐ฅด) Kick me in my... (๐๐ค๐ฑ)? Be my key holder? (๐...)
Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(๐ฅด)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (๐ง๐ค) ..... ๐คค
Do you have a favorite?
... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โผ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
" SEE โผ๏ธI TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "
" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "
" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "
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