" I just went to change your sheets, seeing how I've been on you all weekend about the smell and you've not done anything about it SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE โผ๏ธ๐ฟ Now, I'll ask you a question once and ONCE ONLY!! So think carefully before digging yourself deeper in shit!! Then I'll show you what I'm holding behind my back. Ok? "
๐ฌ๐ญ shit I KNOW she can't have found any drugs, I just had the last line ๐ strong stuff too. Fuck me it doesn't half make you randy ๐ฅต DEPRAVED as well. I WISH SHE'D FUCK OFF OUT THE BATHROOM, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO IN THE SHOWER FOR A GOOD WA... ๐๐ LOOK AT HER TI...๐ฑ๐ซฃ DON'T START THINKING LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU FFS๐คฌ GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. DAMN I THINK SHE'S BEEN SAYING SOMETHING TO ME.. " err sorry I can't hear very well at the moment, lots of earwax according to the school nurse ๐ฌ๐ "
" I said, HAVE YOU BEEN ...
" .... no ๐คฅ .... why ? "
" THEN WHY WERE MY PANTIES UNDER THOSE DISGUSTING SHEETS? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH SOMETHING?? "
๐ถ........๐........๐........๐๐ญ look at the way they wobble about when she's shouting ๐ฅต NN ๐ฆ GH!! ๐คค....๐ฌ๐ซฃ
" I'm home darling. Who was that driving off just as I pulled u...๐ณ...OH " ....(๐๐ญ hmmm it's been a long time since I got home to a greeting like THIS)
" ... GOOD. Good timing IN FACT. Come here, I've got something for you ๐ ... No, you'll need to be kneeling to get it ๐ "
๐ฅต๐ฌ๐ญ..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '
๐(DOH)
๐ค๐ญ hmmm 1 ๐ฅต, 2๐ฅต, 3๐ฅต, 4๐ฅต, or (๐ฅด), 5๐ฅต ?
Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (๐ฅด) Kick me in my... (๐๐ค๐ฑ)? Be my key holder? (๐...)
Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(๐ฅด)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (๐ง๐ค) ..... ๐คค
Do you have a favorite?
...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...
... FUCK HER?
๐ฅด well, yes
๐ won't hold my breath with my track record
๐ฎโ๐จ why d... ๐ซ aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know about ' FREE ' ...๐ซค
๐ค๐ญ hmmm .... what price could you possibly put on something like THAT!!? ๐...๐ญ mind you, ๐ฅต
๐ฅด * sigh * ๐ WHATEVER PRICE THEY WANT!!! ๐
..or have I got the wrong end of the stick on this one
๐
??
" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me ๐ฌ . Err, that's your fault for err.. "
๐
BOTH of you know what your limitations are ......
BOTH of you know what your experienced in .....
BOTH of you know what your tongue's duty is ..
BUT ... only SHE knows WHOSE ๐ฆ it is ..............
๐๐ญI think I can see some left on the top shelf, but might be a bit too high for me....๐ " OH, YES I DO ACTUALLY NEED HELP, THAT'S VERY KIND FOR YOU TO OFFER... yes I can't really reach the top... "
.... five minutes later ....
๐ฅต๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ " ... How about the next one along? Hmmm not sure, what about the nnnNN(๐ซข๐ฌGHH๐ฆ....๐คค....๐ถ๐๐)ext one err, Yes I'm fine, sorry I've just realised I didn't bring my card... bye.. " ๐ฉ
Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well ๐ฑ it could easily be left and right TOGETHER
๐... nn ...
NN ๐ฆ GHhhhh
... haaaa ๐ซ ... ๐ถ ... nn ... NN ๐ณ ๐ง GH (๐ช) ... ๐คค
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