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As a disabled user i have tried this many times, but that is a myth and may insted trigger the drowning debuff.
i don't get why people are scared of dying. you do know you can just disable it in the accessibility settings, right?
Heck, life is the most special occasion out there, though it may be difficult or unforgiving, it is a one time thing. Celebrate it, celebrate yourself, please.
some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.
wanted to dedicate a post to these stupid ms paint doodles
No you’re right it’s so true he’s not dead I swear John told me in my dream he whispered to me he said “Adam is my apprentice this is canon tell the tumblr girlies”
What do you really think about it?
Personally, I think he's still alive.
When Amanda tried to suffocate him, she was nervous/panicked and she didn't held the plastic wrap long enough to actually suffocate him.
Plus, the wound and position of the chain and head of the dead body doesn't match Adam's.
Furthermore, the state of decomposition of the bodies does not match (in Saw II we can see the bodies of Zep and Adam and the state of decomposition of Adam's body is more advanced than Zep's, which makes no sense because Zep died earlier).
I also think he could be an apprentice (the one who took photos like this one):
But that's just a headcanon of mine.
Phillip Graves is the type of American.
To blow your back out and then barbecue you a burger after 🪿
Night Watch is a damn rollercoaster how can a book about time travel where the main character at one point STOPS PART OF A RIOT USING HOT CHOCOLATE be the same book commenting on corruption within the police force (and the government?? Maybe?? There's been hints so far but I haven't finished it yet so imma leave that so a solid maybe) and the harmful effects (affects? No clue) that accepting it as the norm has on everyone else and the effects of poverty in such a good way???? Like what??? It's fucking amazing and I haven't even finished it yet
as someone who’s only read mdzs by mxtx so far and plans to read svsss and tgcf in the near (but equally as distant) future, EVERY single corner of this fandom is filled with spoiler landmines lmaoooo i’m dodging yall’s posts lefts and right, i have knowledge of soooo many downright bizarre, nonsensical plot points because without context all of this sounds so fucking crazy like i wish so bad someone somewhere is experiencing this exact same predicament coz. wow.
Guys, trust, listen to “This didn’t release, this escaped” full version on yt, you won't regret it 🙏
I feel like I have to make it clear that I drew vash using only this as reference:
and for some reason I was 100% sure that he had a Boob Window, so it really surprised me to hear from you guys in the tags tHAT I AM APPARENTLY INSANE
My way home is through you
steven universe 🫱🏻🫲🏼 monkey d. luffy
beating up baddies in sandals
Dick and the fab 5s most recent texts 2 each other and their names for each other (this is canon in my heart)
Dick & Don
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Light of my life: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soul Sister: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Dick & Roy
Reckless idiot ❤️: what are you doing rn
Reckless idiot 💙: dw about it
Reckless idiot ❤️: don’t make me come over there
Reckless idiot 💙: nah fr don’t worry about
Reckless idiot ❤️: I am worrying
Reckless idiot 💙: not your job
Reckless idiot❤️: 100% my job what. are. you. doing
Reckless idiot 💙 is offline
Reckless idiot ❤️: okay can’t tell if this is a work or personal crisis so I’ll bring both duffels or you can hop back on here and tell me wtf is up.
Reckless idiot ❤️: both it is
Dick and Wally:
Hubby: kids birthday is tomorrow
Been there done that: yeah I remember dw I ordered catering to your place
Hubby: marry me
Been there done that: ask your wife
Hubby: she said yes see you in Vegas next Friday
Been there done that: can’t, busy next Friday, Monday?
Hubby: got a little leagues game to watch
Been there done that: hmm next time our schedules r free
Hubby: so never :(
Been there done that: 💔💔💔💔
Dick & Garth
Boy Wonderful: hey are we seeing you tonight?
My common sense: wouldn’t miss it dw
Boy Wonderful: if I have kids and you only show up to birthdays I’d hunt you down
My common sense: if you had kids we’d reform the titans and keep them locked up with you and us forever so we didn’t have to deal with ur dad to see our baby
Boy wonderful: our baby ?
My common sense: the Titans would commandeer the baby, ours now
Boy wonderful: I have a baby = communist uprising got it
Not even if it was something precious to you? Would you rather accept something falling to pieces than accept that repair might make something new?
It doesn't work.
i was put on this earth today to give you this:
✨ reverse malevolent ✨
polite/slightly violent british man talking into your ear and reassuring you that he is your "friend"
and in the hospital he goes:
"one of those nurses, lively one, comes in everyday to check on you. Since you had no id on you, she would say, 'Good morning, John.' ...But after a couple days, she-"
"what?"
"She took it back. Said you looked more like an... Arthur. Said it fit you more and I guess it stuck with me, John. I... I like it"
[Audio Clip of Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey
Eiffel: Can you do that?
Hilbert: (Long pause) Pecan Pie?
Eiffel: Yeah
Hilbert: (Long pause between words) I. Like. Pecan. Pie]
Lesbingqiu but they are both Trans and transition/come out during lbh abyss years
I feel like Shen Qingqiu would have to have already come to the realization in her past life for this to work. Mostly because I feel like it would be something she would take a long time to except (based off the internalized homophobia).
SQQ would probably transition during lbh's time in the abyss because she thinks she only has a few years left and she might as well spend them as her true self
Lbh figures it out in the abyss because she probably meets some Trans demons and finally has a definition/known source of her feelings
Anyway I think their reunion would go a lot differently and would be kinda funny because neither one knows the other transitioned/is trans
Shen Yuan trying to convince himself he's still straight (Shang Qinghua is not impressed)
The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.
daily wisdom: never fail to get your childhood trauma 'cause remember traumatic children produce hot adults
I feel like Nathan from heartstopper should be jewish, mainly because im jewish and my dad is friends with a maroco desent jewish woman which means we go to Mimonas almost every year after passover and i feel like Nathan would have a maroco desent jewish friend and would go to Mimonas and drag Youssef with him during their first year together, i feel like Youssef himself would come from a christian-islamic household but he himself is an athiest that celebrates islam and christian holidays but doesnt practice any religius activity, and he definitly was never quite exposed to other religions or holidays. Nathan practices less then most jews, he'd do shabat dinner and he'll definitly celebrate the holidays but for stuff like passover he celebrates with friends and never hosts.
Which brings me to the Mimona.
One random day Nathan tells Youssef its a holiday named passover and he's headed to passover dinner with his friends and asks Youssef if he wants to come. Youssef says no because he's tired and for the next 2 weeks Nathen just wont eat bread and wont explain why because he assums Youssef just knows when he doesnt, then after 2 weeks Nathen comes over to Youssef and he goes ''babe, go put on something nice, we're going to my friend Moshit for a Mimona'' and Youssef asks ''whats that?'' And he says ''maroco desent household tradition now get dressed'' 10 minutes later they're at a strangers house with arabic and hebrew music blasting on the speakers, a bunch of people speaking hebrew and a group of 6 women, a tall muscular dude and 4 teenage girls in the kitchen working over boiling pots of oil with dough and baking sheets making what looks to be deformed doughnuts (sphinge) and wierd dough pancakes stacked ontop of eachother (mophleta). Within 0.3 seconds Nathen is in the kitchen cheering and singing in hebrew and helping make sphinge with a middle aged woman, the tall muscular dude and a 16 yearold girl, who apon spoting her he picks her up, dough in hand, and spins her around before giving her a kiss on the cheek. After all the dough is too watery to work Nathan goes to the livingroom and starts to dance to the arabic and hebrew music playing on the tv speakers, someone, god knows who, hands him a baby, he holds her for aproximetly 5 minutes and just dances with her until her father comes back, they kiss eachother on the cheek and he leaves, Nathan is soon joined by the 16 yearold girl from earlyer, she calls him 'uncle Shmoopi' for some reason, apon asking Nathan tells Youssef that ''Shmoopi is everyone that isnt me'' which explains NOTHING before proceeding to feed him a sphinge, then for some reason Charlie Spring is there because his parents are ALSO friends with Moshit and he's friend with the 16 yearold girl, Sunny, and has been her friend for 12 years and they both speak hebrew, suddenly 'fireball' plays. 5 hours later at 1 AM Nathan is drunk off his feet and will probably enter a food coma the moment he comes home because of all the carbs he's eaten that night. Youssef drives home and he has NO CLUE what the FUCK just happend, right before they leave Charlie and Sunny ask if they can go with and have a sleepover, both their parents said yes, Nathan agrees, they proceed to spend the next two hours making a baked cheesecake with cranberry syrup on top while watching an Israeli show named 'checkout' on Netflix.
Youssef's most chaotic night ever
He loved it
They're doing it again next year
Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.
Somewhat inaccurate context to this image: Two hoes decide they don’t want to be hoes anymore and leave their pimp in his own dimension, circa 2013.
The first person to reply gives me a number from
1-100
hey guys i just found these weird little fucking things in my house does anyone know how to get them out? what are they.
I just know he lasts all night long!
Te Lo Ruego
miguel o’hara x fem!reader
nsfw masterlist | main masterlist
word count: 0.8k
summary: miguel is desperate for just a taste
warnings: SMUT (18+), minors DNI, miguel being a munch and pussy drunk, that’s it, it’s just him being desperate to eat you out <3 also, spanish (translation at the end)
A/N: I read two words and was inspired to write this…took me about an hour and now this is all i’m thinking about, please enjoy // as always, feedback is greatly appreciated, reblog and lmk what you think! <333
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Update!!
Webby: Hey guys! So... our camera kinda... broke.
Louie: Tends to happen when you use the tripod to build a pillow-based trap.
Webby: I said I was sorry!
Louie: Uh-huh.
Webby: So, we’re just going to respond to some questions without visuals today.
Louie: But some we’re saving, feeling like they’d do best with us on camera.
Webby: Hope you guys understand!
Louie: I don't think she's bringing me a cookie...
Remember to keep asking guys! The more questions you ask, the less time Webs’ll have to kill me for telling the internet about her “secret” cookies.