2 Purple Bitches Who Are Like Older Relatives To Me… I Ask Them For Help Filing My Taxes, The Count

2 purple bitches who are like older relatives to me… I ask them for help filing my taxes, The Count assists me greatly whilst also providing an overwhelming amount of information about taxes I don’t actually need to know and Floyd provides shitty classic rock bass as background noise while ranting about government spies communicating in code through the tax forms or something

THE MYSTERY SHACK IS OPEN AND READY TO BRING AID TO THOSE IN GAZA. CLICK HERE FOR OUR SHOP!!

The big day is finally here! Thank you all for expressing your interest in the project leading up to this moment and for helping the cause. Preorders will remain open till January 15th. Announcement Art by @starryemeralds

Want to learn more about our various tiers? YOU'RE IN LUCK:

Tier 1 - Mini Bag $10
Includes: 2 random stickers, 2 random buttons, 1 additional mystery item

Tier 2 - Grab Bag $21
Includes: 3 random, stickers, 2 random buttons, 1 random polaroid print, 1 plastic pin, 1 additional mystery item

Tier 3 - Gift Bag $38
Includes: 3 random stickers, 1 random sticker sheet, 2 random buttons, 1 random charm/keychain, 2 random plastic pins, 1 random polaroid print, 1 random postcard-sized print, 1 wash tape, 1 additional mystery item

Tier 4 - Big Bag $75
Includes: 4 random stickers, 3 random sticker sheets, 3 random buttons, 3 random charms/keychains, 1 random standee, 3 random pins, 1 wash tape, 2 random polaroids, 2 random postcard-sized prints, 1 24x18 in poster, 1 additional mystery item

Tier 5 - Mega Bag $195
Includes: 12 stickers, 1 wash tape, 6 sticker sheets, 7 buttons, 6 acrylic charms, 2 standees, 8 polaroids/postcards/prints, 13 plastic pins/charms, 2 24x18 in posters, 2 handcrafted items* (aka everything)

*limited supply

Tier X - After Hours $69.69 - $139.38
CW: SUGGESTIVE
Includes: 1 3d mouse pad, 1 body pillow case, 1 standee, featuring each twin in a precarious situation

Do not forget that we have digital merch and are accepting donations on our Kofi. Keep an eye on our social media throughout our preorder period for more exciting updates and events!

STAY WEIRD!✨ - The Mystery Twin Mystery Bags Team

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andyiguess505

1 year ago

I forgot to post my Miles Maitland fanart. He's my baby girl and he deserved better.

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andyiguess505

1 year ago

Every time I see some idiot proclaim "Jim Henson wouldn't have wanted this" under queer-positive, anti-racist or otherwise anti-bigotry posts by Sesame Street, Muppets or related fan accounts, I gotta laugh.

Like, do y'all know who Jim Henson even WAS?! He was, by the gods, no perfect person, but do y'all honestly think he'd be on your side as you spew hatred against minorities? The man that had a TV series created with the literal goal to teach equality and social systems and that'd help stop wars?!

Actually, let me bring up other Muppeteers while I am at it, who'd likewise not support y'alls crap: Dave Goelz, famously basing his characters on himself at least in part, playing the very gender-expression-flexible Gonzo and supporting the queercoding of Boober in "The Glow". Bill Baretta, performing Pepe the King Prawn who canonically has described sexuality as fluid. Richard Hunt, who performed Scooter, Mudwell the Mudbunny and many more, a gay puppeteer. Frank Oz, performer of Fozzy Bear, Animal, Bert, Miss Piggy and more, 1st Gen. Immigrant from a Jewish-Catholic mixed family. Kevin Clash, a Black man who made his own career as a puppeteer since he was a teenager. I could go on and on. Aymee Garcia. Peter Linz. Frank Meschkuleit. John Tartaglia.

Your bigotry has no place on Sesame Street, nor with any Muppet media. It never has. From the start, Jim Henson, his fellow creatives, and the people who carry on his work have promoted kindness, education, creativity and equality.

If you think any of them would agree with your bigotry, you have not been paying attention.

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andyiguess505

1 year ago

My fellow meeses, it’s come to my attention that we have no cheeses

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andyiguess505

6 months ago

Art by gin-juice-tonic. A close-up of a boot belonging to Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls is walking through the forest. There are leaves on the ground, and the colors have a warm tint to it.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Stanford Pines is happily walking through the forest, beams of sunlight hits the ground and trees.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Close up on Stanford Pines as something hits the back of his head. The word "THAWK" in yellow.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Stanford Pines looks left to right, trying to see what could've thrown something at him. He looks frustrated as he rubs the back of his neck.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. A landscape of the forest, the back of Stanford Pines head seen at the bottom center of the panel. There is nothing in front of him except for the pines trees around him.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Full body shot of Stanford Pines, standing confused, eyebrow raised, and hands on his hips. There are mushrooms around his feet.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. The same full body shot of Stanford Pines as the former image, except this time he looks down by his feet.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. A close up of a Mabel charm laying in the grass, a mushroom to the upper left of it. The charm is a PNG of Mabel Pines smiling, holding her hands up in front of her chest.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Once again, Stanford Pines gets hit with a button of Dipper Pines in the back of his head. The word "THWAK" in big yellow letters next to him. There are mushrooms on the ground.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Stanford Pines turns around, angrily shouting, "CEASE THIS NONSENSE AND REVEAL YOURSELF AT ONCE, YOU IMBECILE!"

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Sitting above Stanford Pines on a branch is a gnome with a tall red hat and a white beard, sitting next to a navy blue bag. On the bag is Mabel's shooting star with a white star and stripes of red, black, and green trailing off from it. Below the shooting star is Dipper's pine tree.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. The same gnome from the former image yells, "NYEH!" at Stanford Pines, while grabbing the navy blue bag and throwing a button of Stanley Pines at him.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. The gnome scurries away, saying "Wehh!! Wehh!!" and dropping the bag. Stanford Pines is shaking his fist in the air angrily, yelling at him, "I SAID SCRAM, YOU LITTLE JERK BEFORE I USE MY HARPY-CALL WHISTLE"

Art by gin-juice-tonic. The bag that the gnome dropped hits the ground next to the tree.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Stanford Pines walks up to the fallen bag with a confused face, his eyebrows raised, and his hands behind his back.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. A close up on the bag on the ground, pieces of Pines Family merchandise spilling out of it. Specifically a button of Mabel sticking her tongue out and squishing her cheeks with her fingers in front of a green background, a keychain of Dipper holding Journal 3 in front of a light blue background, and a pin of Stanley Pines smiling with "STAN" written in yellow over a red background.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Close-up panel of Stanford Pines scratching his chin while staring confused at the bag of merchandise.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Close-up as Stanford Pines pulls out a his new journal; a burgundy cover with a silver "4" marked in the middle of it. Surrounding its corners in gold are the zodiac symbols of the Pines Family: Ford's six-fingered hand, Stan's fez, Dipper's pine tree, and Mabel's shooting star.

Art by gin-juice-tonic. Stanford Pines opens the journal to a blank page. The left page is filled with notes about the "Hank-San," with the image of a toilet and a hand reaching out of it. Next to it reads, "A specter haunting the rest-stop toilet of Japan. He demands any value of coin you may have on you. Pay up and you may use the toilet in peace. Deny him and he'll drag you down to a toilet-watery grave." An arrow points to that saying, "ALMOST KILLED STANLEY!" Below that is a drawing of the hand, with the notes, "He appears to be just a hand. I hope for his own sake that's true," and "Surprisingly hairy." On the right page, Stanford Pines writes the title "Mystery Bag" and sketches the bag he has found.

There's a new mystery in Gravity Falls to uncover. What treasures does this Mystery Bag hold? Charms? Keychains? Pins? Posters? Gnome droppings? It's anyone's guess! But if you follow along, you're sure to find out!

The Mystery Twin Mystery Bags project is a Gravity Falls-themed fundraiser for Gaza aid. If you'd like to learn more about us, please check our pinned FAQ

Art by @gin-juice-tonic

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woah wouldnt it be crazy if someone you followed designed stickers for this someone who's name is andy who likes gravity falls and muppets and david tennant that would be soooo wild

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