Same Man I Was Before

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Flashback Friday to when Stan got his amazing and not-at-all-morally-complicated idea of Mr. Mystery's Mystery Twins Mystery Bag Mystery Day! Comic by andyiguess505 The Mystery Twin Mystery Bags project is a Gravity Falls-themed fundraiser for Gaza aid in which 100% of proceeds will be going towards the Sameer Project. If you’d like to learn more about us, please check our pinned FAQ! ***PREORDERS OPEN DECEMBER 1ST!***

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1: Two comic panels by andyiguess505. Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls is sitting at the desk in the basement, staring down confused and frustrated. On the desk in front of him is the Mystery Bag (a navy blue pouch with Mabel's star and Dipper's pine tree in the colors of Palestine's flag) and surrounding it are various pieces of Gravity Falls much, such as a print of the mystery Shack, a pin of Waddles, a Bill Cipher keychain, a six-finger hand keychain, a pin of Stan's fez, etc. His journal is opened up on the desk open to his entry titled: "Mystery Bag." 2: Four comic panels by andyiguess505. Stan Pines goes down into the basement to check on his brother, he says, "What'cha workin on, Sixer?" Ford replies, "This bag! Something is wrong with this whole thing…" He holds up a pin of a triangle, stating: "I mean, look at the contents! This disturbing pin (a Bill pin that says "I got possessed by Bill"), a Toby Determined sticker, an alternate version of Bill Cipher?" 3: Two comic panels by andyiguess505. Ford looks confused as he continues explaining to Stan, "Why would anyone want MERCHANDISE of Gravity Falls?" Stan widens his eyes at the mention of merchandise. He smiles in the second image, his eyes now money signs. The entire background now green with dollar signs as well. 4: Three comic panels by andyiguess505. Ford looks at his brother, "Stanley… what are you doing? Think of the moral implications…." as Stan reaches for the Mystery Bag off of the desk. He is now running with with it, dollar signs still in his eyes and a big smile. He yells, "I'M SELLING THIS!!!!" as Ford cries out, "STANLEY NO!!!"

the werk is mysterious and important

“Hey, Dr. Teeth, you better pull over.” THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979) dir. James Frawley

I follow a lot of Muppet fan accounts on Twitter (surprise, surprise), and someone started a conversation about which puppeteer would win in a fight; Jim Henson (Kermit, Dr. Teeth), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy, Grover), or Jerry Nelson (The Count, Kermit’s nephew Robin).

Being fans, everyone immediately took it wayyyyy too serious, saying stuff like “Jim was a pacifist, he could never win” or “Jerry was in the military so he’d have combat training.”

Someone unironically said “I think Frank’s got that dog in him,” and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that.

THE GUYS OMG

Petition to bring these guys back

the real winner of the sexywoman contest is YURI!!!

Stan won’t love the mystery bags as much as you will love them!

Mabel recorded this video for “marketing” purposes, whatever that might mean..

Remember, MTMB Pre-orders open December 1st!

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The Mystery Twins Mystery Bags project is Gravity Falles themed fundraiser for Gaza Aid. If you’d like to know more please check out our FAQ in our bio!

2 purple bitches who are like older relatives to me… I ask them for help filing my taxes, The Count assists me greatly whilst also providing an overwhelming amount of information about taxes I don’t actually need to know and Floyd provides shitty classic rock bass as background noise while ranting about government spies communicating in code through the tax forms or something

Saw this post and couldn't help myself. Aziraphale and Crowley as Bunsen and Beaker as the charity fund gentlemen in Muppets Christmas Carol. Of course!

Also WAHOO season 3 confirmed!!

A little sketchbook pages of batjokes