This Is Absolutely Gorgeous

how freakin’ cute is it that ted talks to paul about the “latte hotte” meaning the pretty 23-year-old mean girl, meanwhile paul saw the 5ft angry woman in her 30s and thought “yeah, i know exactly who you mean”

I’ve had a bad case artistes block recently so it’s honestly shocking that I finished this. The snake could be better, but it’s progress.

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

wheres seasons greasons

i dont know what invoked me to create this

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Happy birthday Roman

Today is the day Two Face will rob the Second National Bank of all its two dollar bills