Pick A Princess

Holly fuck YES

Ambessa "twink hunter supreme" with a parent-child duo of Silco and Viktor would be making Vander and Jayce so uncomfortable

She has her full charm on for the two of them. Suggesting that she needs to make the time to visit Zaun if these two are an example of the callibar of... people she will find down there. Commenting on how Viktor gets so much of his looks from Silco. How lucky Vander is to have managed to keep such an attractive man for so long. How she wishes she had of met Silco when they were both younger (with a little joke about maybe Viktor might have be hers instead if they had). How she would love to meet with either of them in private to discuss their work some more.

Vander's used to people hitting on Silco and to an extent Viktor too. And while Ambessa is kind of in another class compared to the usual seduction attempts on them Vander's seen what they can do if the attempt goes too far. He'll get involved if he needs to but they've got it under control for now. Neither of them are reaching for the silver-wear to stab her it's all good for now.

It's Jayce and Mel who are the more interesting reactions.

Mel because, yes, she knows what her mother is like generally but please for once have a little tact. One of them is a pillar of his community, current cunning politician and former revolutionary and the other a Jayce-sexual scientist. And both have very sharp tongues and can be very petty when they want to. Why did her mother have to hone in on the two of them when she could go flirt with any of the other twinks in attendance?

Jayce wants to carry Viktor back to their lab and importantly far away from Ambessa. But also he doesn't understand why Vander seems to be laughing it off - she's openly flirting with his husband??? He wants to insert himself into the conversation to try and get her to back off but doesn't know how to without getting on Silco's ire. So he keeps doing loops of the room barely listening to anyone else because he's watching the three of them the whole time.

Esto me a hecho feliz UwU

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Guys this happened I was the bed

His dragon is actually just his own personal alarm clock that never fails (change my mind)

Realistic reaction to seeing what the Horus Heresy series is like to read

RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA

Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...

Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...

Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz

Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...

Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY

Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...

Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~

...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-

VAMOS VENEZUELA🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Hiccup in a Modern au accidentally dressing a bit racey at times. Mostly because he has 0 comprehension of his physical appearance at any given time (got that "I grew up being called ugly" trauma).

So he always ends up in tight shirts, crop tops, tiny shorts-

Yes all the riders (+Dagur and Viggo ofc) appreciate it but are eternally confused by how Hiccup keeps doing this accidentally

Omg, I love it. I want to see Hiccup in those outfits so badly now!

Hasta cuando más muertes?! Hasta cuando más niños/madres/abuelitos sin comida en la barriga y medicinas? Hasta cuando vamos a seguir viviendo lo mismo?! 

Si estas imágenes no les tocan el corazón, definitivamente no deben de ser humanos!  #SOSVENEZUELA  #NOMASMUERTES

-Una chica invisible. 

PD: Necesitamos que estas fotos den la vuelta al mundo para que sepan lo que sufre nuestro país. Por favor, ayúdanos a que todos sepan por lo que estamos atravesando, se nuestro granito de arena, de verdad necesitamos que el mundo vea la crisis que estamos atravesando los venezolanos. Por favor… Les prometemos que no les tomará mucho tiempo

Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.