Hobbit AU Where Everything Is Exactly The Same Except That Bilbo Wears The Same Outfit And Radiates The

Holly fuck YES

Ambessa "twink hunter supreme" with a parent-child duo of Silco and Viktor would be making Vander and Jayce so uncomfortable

She has her full charm on for the two of them. Suggesting that she needs to make the time to visit Zaun if these two are an example of the callibar of... people she will find down there. Commenting on how Viktor gets so much of his looks from Silco. How lucky Vander is to have managed to keep such an attractive man for so long. How she wishes she had of met Silco when they were both younger (with a little joke about maybe Viktor might have be hers instead if they had). How she would love to meet with either of them in private to discuss their work some more.

Vander's used to people hitting on Silco and to an extent Viktor too. And while Ambessa is kind of in another class compared to the usual seduction attempts on them Vander's seen what they can do if the attempt goes too far. He'll get involved if he needs to but they've got it under control for now. Neither of them are reaching for the silver-wear to stab her it's all good for now.

It's Jayce and Mel who are the more interesting reactions.

Mel because, yes, she knows what her mother is like generally but please for once have a little tact. One of them is a pillar of his community, current cunning politician and former revolutionary and the other a Jayce-sexual scientist. And both have very sharp tongues and can be very petty when they want to. Why did her mother have to hone in on the two of them when she could go flirt with any of the other twinks in attendance?

Jayce wants to carry Viktor back to their lab and importantly far away from Ambessa. But also he doesn't understand why Vander seems to be laughing it off - she's openly flirting with his husband??? He wants to insert himself into the conversation to try and get her to back off but doesn't know how to without getting on Silco's ire. So he keeps doing loops of the room barely listening to anyone else because he's watching the three of them the whole time.

EN VENEZUELA ESTAN DESAPARECIENDO A LAS PERSONAS... NADA MAS EN LARA (QUIEN SABE EN OTROS ESTADOS) YA SE SABE QUE MAS DE CUARENTA PERSONAS SERAN TRANSPORTADAS MAÑANA MISMO AL HELICOIDE... CENTRO DE TORTURA... QUE LO SEPA TODO EL MUNDO

IN VENEZUELA PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING... ONLY IN LARA (WHO KNOWS IN OTHER STATES) IT IS ALREADY KNOWN THAT MORE THAN FORTY PEOPLE WILL BE TRANSPORTED TOMORROW TO THE HELICOID... TORTURE CENTER... LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

Lo mismo está pasando en todo el país, el régimen chavista está desaparecido forzosamente y secuestrando a decenas, si no es que cientos de personas. Personas que simplemente están ejerciendo su derecho a protestar en contra del mayor fraude electoral del continente americano y hacer valer el voto de más de 6 millones de venezolanos que queremos un cambio.

Adjunto un hilo de twitter en el que se han estado reportando a los desaparecidos, muchos de ellos jóvenes e incluso menores de edad.

Por favor difundir, Venezuela quiere un cambio y estamos peleando por él 🙏🇻🇪

Viktor también quiere tener tetotas 😭🙏

Ximena being great at all types of cooking.

And we thank her for that

twilight where do you keep finding these evil bisexuals

EDIT: SHES THREATENIG TO SHOOT HER NOT TO BLOW HER IM CRYING

Amo la cara de Jack, está tipo "Papi ¿Cómo te explico?" 😭🫵 Y que lindo Hiccy, mírenlo, compartiendo desinformación como un campeón🥺🥺

Hiccup is very sure of his flat earth explanations, never mind Jack who can literally fly and see the earth is round. The first time Hiccup gave him the ick 😭

New Crow Time 🎀🏅

If evil then why cute?

Konrad Curzecito

Another pookie <3 I'm a bit lost and I don't know which Primarch I'll draw next!

Cat hiccup and his weird fuck ass bird

Corvus: I have become the local "Reverse tooth fairy" where if people leave money under their pillow I as the tooth fairy shall come and leaves them a bunch of teeth.

Guilliman: W H Y ?

Alpharius, shaking a bag of teeth: I suggested it as a joke and things got out of hand pretty fast.

Vulkan: Wait... Where'd you get the teeth?

Alpharius: Konrad gives them to us in exchange for a cut of the money.

Alpharius: We've got no clue where he got the teeth and I really don't want to find out. But I AM curious what he needs money for...

Real

todo es culpa de los estados unidos btw