Corvus: I Have Become The Local "Reverse Tooth Fairy" Where If People Leave Money Under Their Pillow

🚨Crack theory🚨 but at first I was confused how Vi's death led to an alternate universe where everything is a utopia. Even if Hextech was never invented it doesnt explain how all the class disparity was solved. And then I realized it was probably this:

Vander and Silco are the only ones who really had a plan for a unified and independent Zaun. My theory: after the accident, Vander went into grief over the death of his daughter and stumbled pathetically into the arms of his ex-twink, finally apologized for trying to kill him that one time, they get back together and solve all poverty with the power of old man yaoi. (Also Silco stops making drugs at some point)

they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

@sister-calliope @robot-roadtrip-rants your wish is granted I give you…Bobby g and the doggo holding him (and the imperium together)

All these drawings are based on this amazing post and @kit-williams hilarious “pet the dog Cato” fic

#todays primarch rage is sponsored by the high lords of terra and #McCragge Cafe #strongest recaf in the imperium #ultrastrong

#someone start a petition to get Bobby a dog #or at least a smoke break #man can’t keep doing this #man is running on 2 hrs of sleep and Xanax

Hoy hace 9 años que llegué a Tumblr. 🥳

Llevo más años aquí que conociendo a muchas de mis amistades, increíble 😭🙏

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Dad and the dragon he swore up and down he "didn't want"!

Esta vaina me dio vida UwU

bonus :

i’Il probably regret this later …..  i think romelle having big boobies is my favorite headcanon for now -i’m gay help me -

I hope you like it 

El 31 de diciembre National Geographic estará pasando un programa a las 11:55 con música para que no se asusten las mascotas con los cohetes; solo los tienen que dejar en un cuarto con el volumen alto y el programa para que los distraigan.

(via hrndx)