Dad And The Dragon He Swore Up And Down He "didn't Want"!

Source Hawkくん.

Shipps en PMMM ser como😭

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.

El mejor pirata que he visto.

Pick your struggle

Hoy hace 9 años que llegué a Tumblr. 🥳

Llevo más años aquí que conociendo a muchas de mis amistades, increíble 😭🙏

Dark Cultist AU MDHM

inferno 🔥

I made this months ago but had just realized I didn't post this here. I was reminded when sir-ballister-boldheart made a post of the au and i am going crazy. So here you go @sir-ballister-boldheart :) Had some stuff written but still need to recheck them so maybe watch out for that soon

Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?

[Later]

Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.