Made A Typo. Typed Imperial Fish Instead Of Imperial Fists. This Happened Afterwards.

I did it. I colored it. I'm happy with it. :)

-XOXOX-

Please do not repost or misuse my art in any way.

Ya voy lo suficientemente mal sin ayuda de las maldiciones del no reblogeo :"v

Soy Dante el elefante, te hablo a ti el estudiante. Si no das reblog en este instante no pasaras los exámenes que tienes por delante.

Stoick: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Hiccup: Dad, you raised a leader not a follower. I would be the first one off that cliff

I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal

Hiccup in a Modern au accidentally dressing a bit racey at times. Mostly because he has 0 comprehension of his physical appearance at any given time (got that "I grew up being called ugly" trauma).

So he always ends up in tight shirts, crop tops, tiny shorts-

Yes all the riders (+Dagur and Viggo ofc) appreciate it but are eternally confused by how Hiccup keeps doing this accidentally

Omg, I love it. I want to see Hiccup in those outfits so badly now!

they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

she's so sick of him<3

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

Astrid: A doctor earns £140,000 a year. Furry artists earn £160,000 a year.

Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.

Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.

Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.

Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?

Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Astrid: You will die in 7 days.

Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?

WEON HIPO EN TRAJE DE MAID ES TODO LO QUE SIEMPRE QUISE EN LA VIDA AAA GRACIAS 💖💖

HELLO IM @devil-acid IN NEY'S ACCOUNT BECAUSE I JUST STOLE HER PASSWORD (she give it to me) AND IM JUST HERE TO POST HICCUP IN A MAID DRESS BECAUSE I ASK THEM TO DO IT buT she didnt want it to post it SO I DID IT MYSELF

ALSO YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME I AM VERY COOL AND VERY HANDSOME

And also EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK DEVIL MAY CRY ONCE, BECAUSE EVERY CHARACTER THERE IS VERY HOT

GoodBYE