I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally
I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”
or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”
or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”
or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”
get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal
Hahaha noooo
Friendly reminder that, especially when dealing with chaotic breeds, they need to be tamed.
If they sense you're not good or strong enough to care for them, they will try to be in charge and will show clear signs of dominance over you.
I know it can be difficult, but it's for their sake.
Here's a little example.
Don't worry, the baby is fine. No pets were harmed in the making of this video.
Fulgrim: We should appreciate the small things in life.
Vulkan: *Picks up Alpharius* You're appreciated, little brother.
Alpharius:...
Alpharius: Sleep with one eye open.
how do you explain autism and neurodivergency to a Viking from 1500 years ago?
Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?
The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe
Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.
Astrid: A doctor earns £140,000 a year. Furry artists earn £160,000 a year.
Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.
Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.
Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.
Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?
Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Astrid: You will die in 7 days.
Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.
Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?
weekly curze 4: dance magic dance
Que bobito, lo amo, soy ese
In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.
Vainas que no tienen que ver una con la otra y reblogeo por que sí :v
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