Fulgrim: We should appreciate the small things in life.
Vulkan: *Picks up Alpharius* You're appreciated, little brother.
Alpharius:...
Alpharius: Sleep with one eye open.
I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally
I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”
or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”
or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”
or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”
get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal
Hahaha noooo
Reverse AU where Madoka obsessed with Homura:
"Oh Homura, you captivate me like no other. Your strength, your drive, your unwavering dedication - I'm so drawn to you. Your struggles, your pain, I just want to wrap you in my arms and hold you tight. I promise, I'll be there for you no matter what. You don't have to face this alone anymore, you have me now."
Guys I need money and have slots open for commissions to draw art of your favorite character (Madoka Magica, Genshin Impact, games, anime series, etc) or your OC. If anyone are interested please send me a DM.
💥🔥 Fire - combustion bender Mala 🔥💥
{Mala from my Avatar AU, in which I tried to guess what the original HTTYD story would look like if the characters had abilities from the "Avatar: The last Airbender" universe}
I don't have any specific facts about her for this AU yet, probably except that she became an Combustion bender at 18..
Maybe later I'll add something else here))
Dad and the dragon he swore up and down he "didn't want"!
Hey!! I hope you dont mind, but your reverse time travel au inspired me to draw these :)
If i end up making more (which is very likely) i'll be sure to send them too! Hope you have a wonderful timezone and take care! <3<3<3<3
@itsybitsybatsyspider THIS IS EVERYTHING. THE SHIRTS. THE EVERYTHING. HAHAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART??? IT MADE MY DAY. And the next two that followed. You gave me so many ideas in so little time. I wanted to draw something in response-
Hiccup, in the future, away from everything he's ever known, managing an absurd amount of new information everywhere all at once and tinkering around to help himself process: Jack: ...I can work with that. Jack, with no money because technically he doesn't exist: Okay that's going to complicate things.
Vainas que no tienen que ver una con la otra y reblogeo por que sí :v
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