All Of Them.

@sister-calliope @robot-roadtrip-rants your wish is granted I give you…Bobby g and the doggo holding him (and the imperium together)

All these drawings are based on this amazing post and @kit-williams hilarious “pet the dog Cato” fic

#todays primarch rage is sponsored by the high lords of terra and #McCragge Cafe #strongest recaf in the imperium #ultrastrong

#someone start a petition to get Bobby a dog #or at least a smoke break #man can’t keep doing this #man is running on 2 hrs of sleep and Xanax

Su nueva habilidad es ser un viejo sabroso

Lion's new ability.

star by mitski 🌠

Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?

[Later]

Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.

Fuck surely I need good news

how do you think Silco reacts to Powder and Ekko dating in the au? honest if I was Ekko I’d be TERRIFIED everyday of my life knowing who my gf’s parents are. I also think we need more fanfiction about this

I think Ekko is one of the few people who are safe from the "scary dads" thanks to being Benzo's kid. Also, Ekko knows how soft they really are.

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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