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Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?

[Later]

Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Made a typo. Typed Imperial Fish instead of Imperial Fists. This happened afterwards.

The Cod Emperor

Rogal Dory and Perchturabo

Magnus the Red Snapper

Tuna Wolves Horus

Tuna Wolves Emblem

Jaghatai Carp. Primarch of White Carps.

Robait Gilliman. Primarch of Ultramarlins

Primarch Vulkan of the Salaflounders

Primarch Lionfish el Jonson of Dark Angelfish

Primarch Codrad Curze of Night Cods

Primarch Perchturabo

Primarch Angleron of Whale Eaters

Primarch Lorgar of Worm Bearers 

Primarch Fulbream of Emperor’s Cichlid 

Primarch Eelman Russ of Space Wolffish   

Cowfish Corax of Sea Raven Guard

Rogal Dory of the Imperial Fish

Primarch Sardinius of Blood Angelfish

Primarch Moraytarion of Depth Guard 

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La chica que salió en el capítulo 17 Boku no Hero Academia 3 me pareció muy linda, así que hice un fondo de pantalla de ella UwU

♡Sin vainas♡

♡Con vainas♡

Aún me queda mucho por mejorar con los edits, pero espero que les guste UwU

Pd: por cierto, alguien dígame su nombre plox :'v

Hey!! I hope you dont mind, but your reverse time travel au inspired me to draw these :)

If i end up making more (which is very likely) i'll be sure to send them too! Hope you have a wonderful timezone and take care! <3<3<3<3

@itsybitsybatsyspider THIS IS EVERYTHING. THE SHIRTS. THE EVERYTHING. HAHAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART??? IT MADE MY DAY. And the next two that followed. You gave me so many ideas in so little time. I wanted to draw something in response-

Hiccup, in the future, away from everything he's ever known, managing an absurd amount of new information everywhere all at once and tinkering around to help himself process: Jack: ...I can work with that. Jack, with no money because technically he doesn't exist: Okay that's going to complicate things.

Toothcup au where they're siblings and anytime they meet someone new, they assume that they're lovers (cause they're acting like lovers lmao)

jayvik you will never beat the howl sophie allegations

Elefant! 🐘

His name is Elefante 🤩☝️

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog

Me encanta que le pusieron su chaleco policial al que iba de oso XDDD

learning the dragon rider's middle names is always hilarious. like if its a weird goofy name, thats funny but its even funnier if its just a normal name because of how wild most of their names are already

Idk dk if Hiccup's middle name is Horrendous or if Horrendous is more of a title/nickname? Either way, I find it funny.

Fishlegs Justin Ingerman is a WILD name. Like Justin Ingerman is a regular real dude from our world who likes birdwatching. Fishlegs Justin Ingerman is...probably also a fan of birdwatching tbh.

Same with Snotlout GARY Jorgenson. Gary Jorgenson sounds like some dude from HR. Snotlout Gary Jorgenson is a little gremlin with a combustible dragon.

Ruffnut Eugene Thorston is just...I mean...amazing

TUFFNUT LAVERNE THORSTON IS FANTASTIC

Astrid's the only one without a middle name. She has the most normal sounding name and I think to balance it out, she should have a ridiculous middle name that she hates.