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The time Eggman accidentally kidnapped Mangey (Boom Edition)

“Finally! My multiverse ring warp pad is complete!” Eggman rubs his hands together cackling evilly.

“Congratulations, sir. What do you plan on doing with it?” Orbot floats up to make sure everything looks ok. Eggman grins “we’ve already mastered technology that can enable us to travel ton different dimensions. This warp pad will take us FURTHER BEYOND!! A universe unlike our own! I plan to bring together an army of alternate me’s to finally bring down that insufferable blue pincushion and his lackies!” Eggman goes to a computer connected the pad. Cubot joins his side and looks at the screen “maybe you can get an evil Sonic? Or Tails?” Eggman rises his eyebrows in surprise “I hate to say it, but that’s actually a pretty good idea… I should extend my horizons..”

The test launch is ready. All systems are ready to go! Eggman hits a button, and a pixelated portal appears on the warp pad. A form takes shape in the portal, a small figure. The portal closes as soon as the figure steps through.

“Oh, it’s another Tails! I wonder if he’s evil?” Eggman approaches the fox. This Tails is dirty and looks pretty scruffy. He has a mohawk and messy fur. Mangey sniffs Eggman then growls. Eggman recoils. Mangey takes off and starts running around the lab on all fours, knocking everything over.

Eggman struggles to keep up with him, trying to fix his path of destruction “blast! I’ve summoned a Tails that behaves like a regular fox! Wait- wait no don’t touch that!” Mangey has gotten his hands on a pyramid thing. He starts gnawing on it, only to activate a switch.

Mangey has ascended. Gravity has released him from its tyranny and he is now free to express himself.

Orbot, very unwilling to have another incident like the one Cubot had, shuts off the anti gravity ray. Mangey thuds onto the floor. The little dude shakes off, then immediately starts tearing up Eggmans couch. Eggman has had enough! The warp pad has a cool down, so he has to somehow keep this crazy creature entertained until then. Then he gets another brilliant plan!

Eggman decides to pay Amy a visit. She’s just returning home from a walk. Amy spots Eggman and takes out her hammer.

“DONT HIT ME! I’m not here to attack you!” Eggman pleads. Amy lowers her hammer “really?”

“YES REALLY!”

“Hm.. Oh! Have you finally decided you wanted to take my self enlightenment class?” says Amy, hopeful that he says yes.

Eggman furrows his eyebrows, “no!” Then suddenly, Mangey escapes the egg mobile and tumbles onto the sand. Amy looks at him confused. Mangey cautiously crawls over to her. He does the sniff test. Hm. She doesn’t smell like the monster. New friend! Mangey wags his tails and sits at her feet. Amy coos “aww how cute!” Then she snaps out of the cuteness trance “wait, Eggman? Is this Tails?”

“Er.. yes. But he’s from another universe! Obviously. I brought him here so he doesn’t destroy my lab and everything I hold dear. Have fun!” Eggman dips, leaving Amy with Mangey. Amy sighs.

Mangey runs into her house and starts sniffing around. Amy calls out to him “TAILS!” and the boy doesn’t even lift his head. Amy wonders.. then she whistles, and that gets his attention. “Do you not go by Tails?” She asks him. Mangey tilts his head in response. “Guess not.. then what’s your name?” She doesn’t want to assume it’s Miles right away since he is from another universe. Mangey smiles “Mangey!” His voice is scratchy. Amy gasps “oh so you do speak! Just not a lot.. hello Mangeeeey~” she scratches behind his ear, triggering his little leg to start thumping. Amy feels like her heart is going to explode.

Then, a knock! Amy opens the door. Sonic has arrived holding her purse “you forgot this!” He hands it to her. “Thanks Sonic! she goes to hang it up. Mangey comes to the door to see who’s here. He sees Sonic and his whole body starts wiggling happily. He gets closer to the ground, and his ears go back. He’s making a sound that sounds a bit like laughter. Sonic blinks a few times “uh. Ames? Why do you have a pet Tails?” he lowers his hand, and Mangey shoves his head into it, demanding to be pet. Sonic would never refuse such a precious request! Amy crosses her arms “His name is Mangey, FYI. And he’s not my pet. Eggman brought him here. He said he’s from another universe. Apparently he was tearing up the lab.” She chuckles at the thought. Sonic suddenly starts stupidly giggling “he has a Mohawk! That’s so sick!” Amy realizes this too and starts laughing with him. Now Mangey is laughing!

They decide to show him to the others.

When Mangey and Tails meet, it’s like someone hit the pause button on time, aside from Tails’ eyes going from Mangey, to the hedgehogs, back to Mangey, and repeat. Mangey circles around Tails, getting the full sniff survey. Then he freezes again and gets in play position. Mangey is now having zoomies, running in and out of Tails’ workshop.

“Sonic. Amy. I love you both. You two have made me the man I am today, and I am eternally grateful for your love, support, and friendship. I would happily lay down my life for you. But WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??” Tails yells, gesturing to the rabid version of him “I don’t know where he came from. I don’t know why he’s here. He smells like the forest farted on him. He has a MOHAWK.”

Sonic laughs “apparently his name is Mangey and Eggman kidnapped him from another universe then dumped him on us because he was tearing up his lair.”

Tails’ face returns to a neutral expression “huh. I guess he’s not that bad then.”

Mangey suddenly sniffs the air. He bolts off into the bushes. The group hears screams of “TAILS NO, OFF!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN??” then see Mangey dragging Sticks by her shoe out of the bushes while she bonks him on the head with her boomerang. Amy runs to her rescue “Mangey, no! Bad boy!” Mangey let’s Sticks go. He sits and hangs his head in guilt. Sticks stands up and dusts herself off “what that heck is wrong with him?!” Then she spots Tails. Sticks looks at him then at Mangey. She starts screaming “NOT AGAIN! I CANT HANDLE TAILS’ CLONES AGAIN!” Sticks makes distance between her and the foxes.

Amy explains to Sticks where Mangey came from. Sticks is concerned about the alien in their midst.

Knuckles has appeared! He waves “hey guys what’s up?” His voice gets the attention of Mangey. Mangey runs up to him with wagging tails. Knuckles crouches down to him “Tails! Digging the new style! Is that a Mohawk?” then he looks up and sees Tails, “…but. If you’re Tails.. then who’s this?” Knuckles questions. Mangey smiles, showing his fangs “Mangey!!” He announces. “Well, nice to meet you, Mangey! I’m Knuckles!” Knuckles gives Mangey some pats. It only makes sense that they’re besties.

The group discuss what to do with this lil guy. The lil guy in question is sitting on Sonics head. Mangey’s stomach rumbles. He gets off of Sonics head to look at him in sadness. He whimpers. “Are you hungry, lil guy?” Sonic asks, earning a nod from Mangey.

“I guess we take him to Meh Burger, then.” Tails says. Mangey tilts his head. Amy holds up a finger “Sticks and I will go. You boys watch Mangey.”

The boys groan “but why can’t we come?” Knuckles whines. Sticks puts her hands on her hips “we release him into the village, and there’ll be problems. The village still hasn’t recovered from the last Tails invasion.” That memory makes the demand sound reasonable.

The girls leave to retrieve the munchies. Mangey tries to get Tails to play with him again. Tails isn’t sure. He looks at Sonic and Knuckles who are smiling at him. Sonic makes a “go ahead” motion with his hand. Tails glares at him. Mangey tackles Tails to the ground. Tails retaliates in using his legs to push Mangey up and off of him. Mangey rolls onto the sand, but quickly gets back up. He gets in play stance, growling with a playful grin. Tails smirks at him “ok, you’re on.”

Sonic and Knuckles watch as the two wrestle in the sand.

“Can we keep Mangey?” Knuckles begs, clasping his hands together. Sonic shakes his head “no, Knux.”

“But he’s so cute!!”

“He is, but he has a home. His people probably miss him a lot.”

Knuckles sighs and hangs his head “you’re probably right..”

The girls come back with two bags. Mangey stops wrestling with Tails and comes full speed at Amy and Sticks. Sonic catches him and holds him in air jail. The bags are placed on a beach table. Sticks takes out a burger and unwraps it. Sonic puts Mangey back down. Sticks holds the burger up to Mangey. Mangey’s eyes glaze over and his pupils expand. He starts to drool as he stands extremely still. Sticks snickers “guys. Guys I’m scared. He’s gonna take my hand off-“ the others start laughing a little. Mangey’s lunge for the burger scares all of them. He clutches the burger in his hands and runs away giggling. He sits with his back turned to the others as he enjoys the greatest meal of his life. When he’s done, he returns to the others to beg for more. He’s able to score some fries.

Mangey discovers the ocean. He’s a bit wary of it, so Sticks has a solution to help him out. Sticks picks up a stick and whistles to get the kits attention “here, boy!! What’s this??” Mangey trots over to her to see what’s up. Sticks amps up her energy and waves the stick around “want this?? Want this??” Mangey goes on all fours and gets in play position. “GO GET IT!” Sticks chucks the stick into the water as hard as she can. Mangey romps into the water happily yipping. He’s just barely able to get the stick with his feet still touching the ground. Tails joins him in the water and shows him how to doggy paddle. Mangey puts his stick in his mouth and copies what Tails is doing. Mangey has forgot the stick needs to be returned, instead he doggy paddles to victory. Sticks calls him back, but has to chase him down to retrieve the stick.

During all this, Sonic pulls Amy aside “did Eggman say when and if he was going to get Mangey?”

Amy’s eyes shoot open “oh snap I forgot! No, he didn’t say.. we should go ask him. It’s not fair if Mangey is kept from his home.”

Sonic leaves in Blue Force 1 to Eggmans Lair. He breaks in as per usual, making Eggman upset “I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU A KEY!!” He roars, shaking a fist at the hedgehog. Sonic hisses “I forgot it at home.. whoopsie! Anyway! Egghead, do you have a way to get Mangey home?”

Eggman raises an eyebrow “you.. named him Mangey?”

“No, that’s what he says his name is when we ask him.”

“He can talk??”

“Yes. Now, plan or no plan?”

“Why, is he destroying your stuff too?”

“No.. Quit stalling, Eggman!”

Eggman huffs “I’m not stalling! I do have a plan! See, the warp I used to bring him here has a cool down.”

“Meaning..?”

“These types of machinery use up a lot of power, and can get pretty hot to the touch. If I use it too much, parts could get fried, or the entire thing could set on fire, and Mangey really would be stuck here. According to my timer here, there is 5 more minutes until cooldown is complete.”

Sonic nods, mumbling to himself so he won’t forget what a cool down is. He gives a thumbs up “I’ll bring the others here.” He bolts off.

Sonic notifies the others. They load into the Tornado. Sonic and Sticks are on the wings, and Knuckles is on a parachute behind. Amy is in the passenger seat with Mangey in her lap. She’s holding him so he doesn’t leap from the plane. Mangey is sticking his head off to the side with his tongue out. He has the most joyful expression.

They get to the lair.

Sonic pats Mangey “it’s been real, lil dude. Have a good life.”

Tails joins in the pats “it was real fun playing with you!”

Knuckles sniffles “we’re gonna miss you, man!”

Sticks gives Mangey the stick they played with “take this to remember me by.” She pats his head.

Amy is in the same boat as Knuckles “goodbye, Mangey.. I hope we can see you again sometime!”

Mangey smiles “bye bye!” He waves!

Eggman opens the portal. They see a faint figure on the other side “Mangey?? Mangey, where are you??” A woman’s voice called, panicked. Mangey runs into the portal. The woman calls for the others and announced she found Mangey. The portal closes.

They’re gonna miss the lil guy.

Tails wonders about other alternate versions of himself.

I am Ehab Ayyad ❤ a palestinian youngman from Gaza🍉🇵🇸, seeking to find safety and peace ☝️for my family if twenty members. We have been ❤🇵🇸🍉passing through all forms of torture and pain for almost ten months because of the war on Gaza.

Life is very miserable and tragic❤🇵🇸 as we are now deprived ❤🇵🇸🍉of all means of living. Drink water, healthy food health care and medicine❤🇵🇸 have become things 🇵🇸🍉❤of the past. We are dying dear friends. That is why I am asking you to help us break through this tough situation.Life in hot tents is incredibly sad and miserable. We are now experiencing the worst circumstances we have ever had in our life. The war has stolen happiness and life from us.

Please don't leave us alone in such dire times. Your kind contribution either through donating whatever you can or sharing my posts will be highly appreciated and valued.❤🇵🇸🍉

Strength, I hope you and your family can get out of there🫂

Reverse AU where Madoka obsessed with Homura:

"Oh Homura, you captivate me like no other. Your strength, your drive, your unwavering dedication - I'm so drawn to you. Your struggles, your pain, I just want to wrap you in my arms and hold you tight. I promise, I'll be there for you no matter what. You don't have to face this alone anymore, you have me now."

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Added the promised second part y’all!

Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?

[Later]

Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III being put in air jail

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todo es culpa de los estados unidos btw

"Because I promised you."