I Saw This Trend On TikTok And Had To Try It. I Feel Like It's A Great Fit. I Love Them

Cheeky drawings featuring ancient underwear:

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Hiccup in a Modern au accidentally dressing a bit racey at times. Mostly because he has 0 comprehension of his physical appearance at any given time (got that "I grew up being called ugly" trauma).

So he always ends up in tight shirts, crop tops, tiny shorts-

Yes all the riders (+Dagur and Viggo ofc) appreciate it but are eternally confused by how Hiccup keeps doing this accidentally

Omg, I love it. I want to see Hiccup in those outfits so badly now!

Ya voy lo suficientemente mal sin ayuda de las maldiciones del no reblogeo :"v

Soy Dante el elefante, te hablo a ti el estudiante. Si no das reblog en este instante no pasaras los exámenes que tienes por delante.

I edited this video bc I was bored in class.

El mejor pirata que he visto.

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal

chilchuck is actively going to shorten his already short lifespan. Iconic

my muse ⬆️