Pedro Pascal Has Captured The Market On Hot, Single Dads And God Bless Him For It.

Fanon Din: Brutally honest bisexual, loves dogs, will high five your kid

Canon Din: Brutally honest bisexual, loves dogs, will high five your kid

Loki: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Stephen: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Loki, desperately, as Stephen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen: Oh! B positive.

Loki: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen:

Aragorn: Legolas, can we talk? One ten to another?

Legolas: I am an eleven, but continue.

only i can touch you - javier x reader

Javier doesn’t like when people touch what’s not his - even if its for work.

whattup i am javiers filthy little whore. smut is below the cut its also on ao3 and if you like it consider buying me a ko-fi

Javier Peña didn’t like to share his girl. He didn’t like other men looking at you, thinking of you, nothing. He was protective, understandably so given his job. But when you had to go out on the field he was even worse. He was your shadow, he didn’t take his eyes off you. Which was terrible, considering you and him were tracking down people related to the biggest narco in Columbia and he needed to be focused on the job. You tried to get the ambassador to not assign you to someone else but she wouldn’t budge because he was on the other end insisting that the two of you stay together, along with Murphy.

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Angry sex with Oberyn Martell would include :

(Woooo more nasty prompts! Woooo Oberyn :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him usually trying his best to dissolve the situation with his calmest tone, only to gradually grow hot tempered from your loud tone

-Him getting in on it with you and raising his voice as well at you until you’d both come to a stop

-Him inching closer to your face and whispering to you how mad he is at you for you behavior, only to tell you that he must punish you for this

-Him grabbing your arms and feverishly pressing his lips to yours, taking complete control of you

-Him biting your neck and kissing it as he pushes you up against the nearest wall

-Him slapping your ass for your “behavior” as he teases you with his words, only to grip you back to feel you

-Him pushing you down your knees and making you pleasure him with your mouth

-Him surprising you by pulling you back up and thrusting into you as he picks you up

-Him holding you tightly to him and making you scream as he thrusts wildly into you

-Him smirking after all of it and asking you if you’ll behave next time, only to reward you whatever answer you give him

Scout: Can someone else be the bad example in the group?

Engineer: but you wear shame so well

Really you have two options if Oberyn decided to use his body as a squirty cream canvas: Either lick it off him or decide to add onto his picture, perhaps his smiley a nice beard extending down the rest of Oberyn’s torso. Maybe you could a third route a draw a smiley of your own on your chest??

Anon’s third eye is wide fuckin open this evening and I am HERE for it

good evening friends this is a psa that i am massively in love with javier peña

I hope the rest of Ryan’s life is spent with the knowledge that he had it all a loving wife, two amazing children, a good amount of fame, a good living, and he ruined it all. Nothing he does will remove the stain. No words can undo this. He blew it. He’ll be lucky if Laurie doesn’t divorce him, he’ll be lucky if he’s allowed to stay a part of his children’s lives, he’ll be lucky if he doesn’t end up in jail.

I want him to spend the rest of his life suffering for what he’s done.

the adventures of baby yoda: where is my papa?

bb is smol and lacks object permanace and thinks all shiny things is dad ;u;