Fanon Din: Brutally Honest Bisexual, Loves Dogs, Will High Five Your Kid

Now I can't unsee it.... this 100% happened

Tony: It’s fine, I understand. You might find this hard to believe, but I can be a little childish sometimes, myself.

Stephen: Yes. You have gum in your hair right now.

Tony: Noted.

Yes please...

omg guys being tipsy with javi and making out on his sofa like middle school makeout style where you’re not in a hurry to go any further. just enjoying each other and the touches and the being so absorbed with each other. oh wow

This, right here absolutely fucking delights me....

I am once again forced to giggle at the idea of Whiskey and Javi together.

Whiskey, all but a force of nature, who jumps in a fighter jet and takes off, or takes off into the jungle without so much as a can of bug spray. Whiskey, who throws caution to the wind and makes no plans. Whiskey, who laughs and says that he’ll make it up as he goes along, thank you very much. Whiskey, who humors Javi’s tendency to plan and fret for as long as he can, but in the end just decides to wing it.

Javi, jogging along behind him, annoyed and muttering to himself, two packs and an extra bullet proof vest in hand. Javi, the mother hen, who’s new catch phrase is “dammit, Jack” followed by frantically dashing out of the room. Javi, who makes grids on maps and tries to explain the intricate nature of the cartels (Jack knows all of this already. Despite what Javi, thinks, he has actually been listening this whole time) while Jack leans his chair back on two legs and watches, unruffled and bored.

Really you have two options if Oberyn decided to use his body as a squirty cream canvas: Either lick it off him or decide to add onto his picture, perhaps his smiley a nice beard extending down the rest of Oberyn’s torso. Maybe you could a third route a draw a smiley of your own on your chest??

Anon’s third eye is wide fuckin open this evening and I am HERE for it

literally just sitting here eating lunch and i thought about pedro looking up at you for a second after eating you out for soooo long and you’re literally dripping off his chin and he has the most shit eating grin on his face, but also it’s lowkey heart eyes as he watches you take strained breaths and toss your head from side to side, your hand gripping his forearm to ground yourself while he puts in WORK making your pussy feel like a shooting star 👀 i know that man lives to eat it i just know

PEDRO EATS PUSSY LIKE A GOD PASS IT ON

16, 32, and 36 for the ask me anything asks

Hi!!! Sorry it's taken so long to answer.

16. That's a tough one.... one of my favorite songs is definitely Somebody to Love by Queen.

32. Hmmm, another tough one.... I do love Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles, and just Mel Brooks in general.

36. Kittywampus, and pretty much any word that seems like utter nonsense.

I had a thought! When the piglets are still little, Jack would totally get one of those basket-style strollers and take them for walks that way... just imagining people coming up to see, expecting a baby and being met with piglets 😂

Yes!! He already takes a lot of walks with Miss Daisy, so it’s only natural for him to start taking the babies out early too. He’ll pile ‘em all into a stroller and just push ‘em around the neighborhood while Miss Daisy waddles along with him. Of course, some folks who didn’t know Jack as well definitely came up to the stroller thinking there was a HUMAN baby inside, only to be... VERY surprised at the gaggle of piglets wigglin’ around in there.

When Alistair said "you don't have to make me proud daddy, I already love you." That had such weight, I wish people would understand it. Love should really be enough between any two people.

I would sell my soul for more content like this