“There Are Times When I Am Convinced I Am Unfit For Any Human Relationship.”

this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

When I find out someone loves animals in the wolves/cats/bears way I’m like oh nice same but when I find out someone loves animals in the orange-footed pimpleback mussel way I’m like holy shit holy shit same let’s stop what we’re doing right now so you can tell me about all the invertebrates you’ve ever loved with that sweet pure heart and curious mind you have

herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

It must be defeated immediately

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

every day i get my heart ripped out & every day i simply just continue

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