Blueberry: I can’t believe how hard they’re working us these days
Apple: oh my god yeah we’re so understaffed it’s ridiculous
Pear: At least we have Banana and Orange working today
Strawberry: ooh guys I have some really bad news
Pear: oh no what is it…
Strawberry:
No one can bring up bugs in any positive context without some motherfucker informing everyone that they’re allergic to bees and once nearly died from a brown recluse spider and their brother woke up one morning as a giant cockroach and became a real burden to the family ever since he stopped being able to work.
everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode
haha oh my god, I love this fuckin guy. there he goes…leaving all the bull shit behimd him.
despite everything, it's still you
Art by Georges Louis Leclerc Buffon, (1707 - 1788)
“Trollet som grunner på hvor gammelt det er“ by Theodor Kittelsen
“(Troll Wonders How Old He Is)”
crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs
you live in a town of worms, and your family are worms, and you sleep in a pile on the cool moist ground, and you sniff things sometimes with your little snout
oh, to be worm!
apartment. i’m at my apartment
Art blog @morganwiemerart | she/her, 23 | Reblog interesting creatures and personal stuff here
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