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Not long til the finale is released. I'm not ready
Re arranged slightly so now it’s more organized :D
yeah
Fixed
My Adrian themed phone layout (slightly chaotic)
Feel free to use for Inspo or something :D
Just realized that all of the apps go to Wordscapes instead of the actual app (only tumblr works) so now I have to redo everything…..
Thanks apple and shortcuts :)
My Adrian themed phone layout (slightly chaotic)
Feel free to use for Inspo or something :D
literally gonna kiss that curly headed fuck
i just think he’s neat
My Adrian themed phone layout (slightly chaotic)
Feel free to use for Inspo or something :D
you know he had to do it ‘em
Pairing: Adrian Chase x gn!reader
Warning: none, kinda crack fanfic
Summary: You and Adrian always argued about the weirdest topics.
Author's note: i had this fanfic all ready and then my stupid ass deleted the whole thing. so i am rewriting as a bunch of headcanons. credits to my husband over the King Kong falling in love with Godzilla.
You had promised Emilia you wouldn't let your boyfriend Adrian's crazy ideas influence you when you two started dating
And after almost a year, Emilia just saw improvements. Before-you-Adrian would only appear with Peacemaker (always late or not appear). After-you-Adrian always showed up in time especially after you two moved together
You two seemed happy and for more Emilia tried to hide, she was happy for you. There was on problem: every time you two discussed or argued, it was about the most unusual topics
One morning, when Emilia and Clemson arrive at the base and see you, Adrian and Chris into a deep discussion in Murn's office. Eagly is walking around and seems irritated
Despite the efforts from Emilia and Clemson, they are ignored and you three continue into the discussion. Adrian seems fascinated and scared looking back and forth between you and Chris
When Adrian gets up, imitating what seemed an loud T-Rex, Clemson gets annoyed and followed close by Eagly and Emilia, bursts into the room.
"...that's why Godzilla would win against Megalodon" Adrian says, looking at you. Chris and him high five while you shake your head.
"I call it bullshit."
"So instead of worrying about the pseudo necromancer we are going to fight later, you all decide to discuss Godzilla and Megalodon?"
Murn seems done while you three try to explain this all started when you claimed sharks were the strongest animals on earth. The topic went to shark vs grizzly bears and passed on honey badgers vs Tasmanian devils. You chose Tasmanian devils and sharks while Adrian and Chris chose the other two and the arguing just got worse from there. Clemson looks at Emilia for help but she looks as done as he is.
"So what do you think Murn, sharks or grizzly bears? Just to let you know, grizzlies have an unlimited tank of oxygen and are allies with orcas."
"That is called cheating, Adrian."
Clemson doesn't seem surprised by Adrian's question or your reply, he is more disgusted. Clemson looks at you and when he notices your serious face waiting for his answer, he points at the door tired
"Get the hell out of my office. All of you."
During the whole day, you continue to discuss with Adrian. Peacemaker eventually gives up on participating in the conversation, complaining that Adrian would always eventually agree with you. The chosen targets now were Cthulhu vs Godzilla and Clemson was giving you dead eyes during the whole exchange.
"I am sorry Adrian, but if you can't see Cthulhu would destroy Godzilla we can't date anymore."
"Babe, we don't know if they could be friends in the bottom of the sea. Godzilla could befriend him and they could fall in love, marry and have babies? Then after ten years together when Cthulhu is sleeping at their marital bed, Godzilla strikes, bye bye Cthulhu."
"What about the kids? Besides what would Cthulhu possibly see on Godzilla? "
"I don't know. Cthulhu is all lonely at the bottom of the sea for I don't know how many years, a cute pre-historic dinosaur appears, flirting. Who wouldn't?"
"Cthulhu is the representation of fear and panic. He doesn't need love. Also, hold on, you find Godzilla cute?"
"Yes. You don't?"
"No."
"Well, we all know King Kong fell in love with Godzilla as well. Oh look, maybe King Kong would join forces with Godzilla to defeat Chtulhu?"
"Can't you two focus on the darn briefing?"
Later after the mission, Emilia watches as you and Adrian walk together to his car. Adrian was helping you to enter the car since you hurt your arm during the mission, bitten by one of the "zombies." It was hard to explain to Vigilante you weren't gonna turn into an actual zombie, there was no need for an intense search for a cure that didn't exist, and those people were just hypnotized to think they were actual "zombies."
Her eyes met with Peacemaker's and she decides to tease him
"Do you miss him? Your number one fan being your constant shadow?
"You kidding right? I am just waiting for the invitation on that threesome. But I am happy for them because Adrian is out of my ass. Also," he leaned over towards her, whispering "they look cute together, don't they?"
"Yeah. Yeah, they do."
My Mexican part had the URGENCY to make this edition
Vigilmaker ❤️ (used a reference frame)
✨Women✨
#Step on me, ladies
Wanda: Probably gonna murder someone
Marvel fandom:
God I love all of us falling in love with Adrian
Cuz I know if his dumbass found out all these guys and girls wanted him he'd just he like
"Alright I'll do my best but I can't promise to have sex with all of you. I can do 4 rounds tops on a good day. But then I get sleepy. Yall cool with google spread sheet schedules?"
Get you some friends who take Polaroids of you! No, I didn’t set a Polaroid up and use the self timer haha YOURE crazy!
As requested!!! I love this stupid boy
• Adrian? Jealous? What a stupid thing to assume. You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass of- NO I'M NOT JEALOUS I JUST AM HYPER AWARE OF WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU SORRY FOR HAVING A BIG CARING HEART-
• Will call you at random just to check in on you, absolutely not because he wants to be sure that other asshole isn't talking to you. "Hey babe how's it going? I know I called like 5 minutes ago but I had another thought. You ever think about how some people just really hate cats? Shits fucked up. Anyways call me back, I totes love you."
• He really doesn't mean to be controlling he has utmost faith in you,but other people? Fuck no! Other people suck and you're the best! If anybody tried something with you he would go feral.
• This means he tries to be around you as much as he's able to. Even when you don't want him to. He's the type to literally poke his head in while you're showering and yell "Fuck yeah naked!!" Scaring the absolute shit out of you.
• Comes up with a million different secret code words so he knows exactly how to react since he can't really discern.
Coconut pie- he needs to shut up because he's being socially inappropriate (nobody likes coconut pie so it's not like it'll come up)
Keyboard with a missing Q- I am in psychical danger and need to be saved stealthily
Alpha Omega Fanfiction- I am in danger and need to be saved not stealthily go bat shit babe. Saying this also acts as unexpected confusion.
Taco Tuesday on a Friday- I love you. When you first actually say this to him he starts dancing in place and starts singing it back. To everyone else this seems completely unprompted.
He made them all up himself there's more but they've never been used
• Makes little grippy raptor hands when he feels threatened which he doesn't even notice at first. It's so his hands are at max claw capacity
• Buys those "I'm his" "Him's I's" tshirts on a whim at 3am when he felt particularly worried takes selfies with you in them pointing at you like Will Smith to his wife
• To be completely honest Adrian has difficulty loving you. Not because he doesn't want to but because so much is lost on him. He feels worried he can't do what you need from him emotionally at times and you could eventually leave because he isn't the best for you. It's the only time he's really had to self reflect on his lack of feelings and that makes him act a bit more unhinged than usual since he literally has no idea what he's doing
• Will wordlessly walk over and remove a guys hand off you with a smile but completely directly looking them in the eye.
• He will claim being a psychopath makes it impossible for him to be jealous while curled up on you like a possessive cat
• Always asks "Can I punch him?" Has punched without warning several times before which you had to talk to him about. Asking and pouting when he can't is the compromise.
staring at someone and turning away as soon as they meet your eyes
the taller one helping the smaller one to pick a book on the top shelf of the library
sharing an umbrella
dancing together in rain
drawing/writing something in the other’s palm
all the ‘good morning’s and ‘how are you today’s and ‘good night’s
“this reminded me of you”
holding hands
whispering in someone’s ears
suddenly all the diary entries and love songs starting to be about them
knowing someone’s flaws inside out, seeing their worst side and yet falling in love with them aka enemies-to-lovers
cafe dates in autumn
morning hikes in spring
going together in beach in summer
and building snowman in winter
reading books in your lover’s lap with them running a hand in your hair
the things that once seemed annoying starting to become lovely
when, from ‘weird’ things become ‘quirky’ until they start to be ‘unique’ and ‘charming’
going on picnic dates
laughing together after a joke
making a flower crown
cooking or baking together
hugging them from behind
the empath in the room: *screaming and crying and throwing up* please…. someone make it stop
me in the corner thinking about stabbing and killing and maiming and death and descrtuction:
(self indulgent sorry)
♡ he’s warm. like really warm. when you get cold you cling to him like velcro (he only complains if he’s working on something important but otherwise he’s your heater/jungle gym hybrid)
♡ i’ve seen a lot of people talking about how he likes your skin, i agree but i have a proposition: he loves the little flaws in it. (ie: you have cracks on your knuckles or a few pimples here and there, but he likes these things because they’re something he associates with you)
♡ he really likes your hair. in fact trying to pry his hands out of your hair is sometimes an impossible task. you showed him how to do little braids a while ago and now he won’t stop.
♡ you steal his glasses when you guys are home alone sometimes just cause you like to see his eyes, he never minds, though he sometimes feigns upset so you’ll feel bad for him and get close enough that he can snatch you into a hug.
♡ he loves your voice. obviously he does, but he loves it regardless of topic. he never would have predicted how many fun facts he would learn from simply being around you. sometimes your rambling results in him being able to catch karen and foggy off guard at the office with whatever obscure knowledge he obtained from your dumps of useless information that pertains to a case.
anyways this has been in my drafts getting added to but i’m never gonna be satisfied with how many there are so whatevs i’ll just make another one when i have more ideas
when i tell you i had to travel the depths of hell and SCRAPED the bottom of that goddamn barrel for these fics,, but anyways i promised a matt fic rec so it shall be delivered!
key — angst ☹ — fluff ☺ — favorites ♡
last updated (12/1/2022) these stories belong to their respective owners, definitely check out their blogs!
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of muffins, coffee and other miracles | 2 | ( ☹ ☺ ♡) by @anika-ann ↪ you have a crush on matt and send him muffins, i LOVED this one, so sweet
listening in ( ☹ ☺) by @certifiedskywalker ↪ legit the first matt murdock fic i read, matt listens to your steady heartbeat in the course of your relationship
isolation ( ☹ ) by @sunflowervanya ↪ matt loses another sense and he fears he might not be able to love you, ohhh so angsty
man in a red suit (☺) by @twistnet ↪ matt stumbles into the wrong apartment
when the lights are off ( ☹ ☺) by @trashmagines ↪ you meet matt in church, taking care of him uwu
clean up ( ☹ ☺) by @bowieandqueen11 ↪ conversations and wound healings, adorable but a tad bit angsty
moving in ( ☹ ☺) by @darling-i-read-it ↪ he convinces you to move in bc he’s a worrywart, actually this was kinda angsty but very sweet too!
i love you (☺) by @prince-septimus ↪ basically an i love you contest with a bucket of wound healing, (guys i think he really likes me 😩🤞 )
i can hear the bells (☺) by @pastafossa ↪ yes i named this one after a hairspray song, your humming makes matt a simp
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