I Struggle Memorizing Literally 2 Pages Of My Science Textbook, Yet I Know All Of John Mulaney’s Specials

"my child is fine" your child is crying over dan and phil buying and designing a home together

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

one more year without a new sherlock series ✌🏻

hi! i would just like to announce that i do not have a gender anymore. please refer to me only as pretty boy.

me wanting to complement someone: you are very pretty *checks profile for pronouns* ma’am

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

my whole life i've thought i was like lazy and stupid, but than i got an actual doctor and they were like "no, sweetie, that's depression, anxiety, and adhd". and i just love that for me.

Time to go watch that video for the 6th time WHOOOOOOO

me:*is choking someone with a rope

them: ow that hurts

me: oh sorry *loosens noose*

my brain is just static at this point idek