hi! i would just like to announce that i do not have a gender anymore. please refer to me only as pretty boy.
I only hold value if I give something to the world
"I'm not dead, I just forget to be a person sometimes."
- Ravenclaw after not talking to anyone for several days
Oh my gosh so meee 😋✌🏻
*trying to focus on either parents talking in car or podcast playing in my earbud in car*
*actually focuses on plastic bag being crumpled in lstead like a boss*
i hate it here
I struggle memorizing literally 2 pages of my science textbook, yet I know all of John Mulaney’s specials word for word.
me wanting to complement someone: you are very pretty *checks profile for pronouns* ma’am
me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢
kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star
me:
y’know, sometimes i doubt i have mental illness, but then i have a panic attack about walking into my building and i think maybe this isn’t how it’s supposed to work