Bros, The Nausea Just Went Away After 7 Hours And I Can Finally Eat Something!!!

me:*is choking someone with a rope

them: ow that hurts

me: oh sorry *loosens noose*

one more year without a new sherlock series ✌🏻

hey i migjt be confused as shit but at least im cool as hell

Undiagnosed ADHD child: Sometimes I talk too much in class, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD middle schooler: I always forget things in my locker, so I just keep everything in my backpack all the time, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD high schooler: I’m a big procrastinator, but I just work better under pressure, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD college student: I can’t focus during lectures unless I’m playing on my phone, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD working adult: I’m just a list person - if I don’t write it down, I know I’ll forget it, lol

To those who have a speech impediment: You are not an inconvenience. Your words have value no matter how long they take to come out. You deserve to be listened to and respected, anyone who doesn't treat you with kindness doesn't deserve you.

hi! i would just like to announce that i do not have a gender anymore. please refer to me only as pretty boy.

i'm SO BAD at calling people you could be talking about your mother dying and i WILL NOT listen to a single word you say. imma be there like "yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah." but be thinking about fucking frogs or sum

Time to go watch that video for the 6th time WHOOOOOOO

y’know, sometimes i doubt i have mental illness, but then i have a panic attack about walking into my building and i think maybe this isn’t how it’s supposed to work

my brain is just static at this point idek