Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison
He can make my bed rock tbh
i hope i’m the first nathan request because i would be honored 🫶🏽 but that gif where he’s holding a bottle of wine…how about something with a stay at home date night 😗
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w/c: 573
warnings: the tiniest bit of suggestiveness and one mild swear
a/n: you very much are my first nate request hehe thank u for sending lovely <3 i edited my taglist so y’all can be tagged in nate works too so it’s linked above if ur interested! enjoy
“look what i’ve got.”
nathan has a bottle of wine in hand. he smiles proudly and raises the bottle to present it to you, piquing your interest. he saunters over to where you sit at the kitchen island.
“a smooth red, aged and imported.”
“sounds expensive.”
“it is expensive.”
nathan grabs two wine glasses from his hanging glass rack. he skillfully flips them over, one handed, and sets them down on the island. you cross your arms and rest them on the island, leaning forward. you watch your boyfriend as he pours you a glass of wine.
“how’d you get it?”
“from work.”
“you mean the bar? or your side hustle?”
“what’s my side hustle?”
“scavenger hunting.”
your lips curl into a smirk. nathan hands you the glass with a lighthearted shake of his head.
“treasure hunting.”
“i know, i know. i’m kidding. did you get the wine from one of your… expeditions?”
nathan pours a glass for himself.
“nah, but that would’ve been cool. i snuck it from the bar during my last shift.”
“you don’t think they’ll miss it?”
nathan leans in closer to you.
“they’ll never know it’s gone.”
he clinks his glass with yours and sips from it. you swish the wine around before you taste it.
“damn, nate. you’re the best pickpocket in all of new york.”
“bold statement, babydoll.”
“and a true one, too. you are.”
nathan’s gaze trails down to your lips.
“aren’t i?”
he tilts his head to connect your lips. you hum into the kiss. his hand comes to the back of your neck and holds you in place, and you put down your wine so it doesn’t spill. it’s a kiss full of love and want and need.
“come sit with me.”
nate takes your chin between his fingers.
“okay.”
he pecks your lips. he grabs his wine glass by its stem and walks around to the other side of the island, sitting on the empty stool beside you. you swing your legs over so you’re facing him. nate shoots you that ever so charming smile of his, his eyes somehow shining in the dimmed light of his stylish apartment.
“do you miss the city when you’re gone? y’know, looking for treasure?”
you drink your wine while you await nate’s answer.
“yeah, all the time. it’s home. because you’re here, and you’re my home.”
“aw, nate.”
you squeeze one of his buff arms.
“you should come with sometime.”
“i dunno. i don’t think your mean friend with the cat would approve.”
“who, sully?”
“yeah, him. does he bring his cat every time you guys go looking?”
“pretty much. who’d have thought he’d have such a soft spot for the little guy? but seriously, you’d be a much better companion than sully.”
you tangle your sock clad feet with nathan’s, a half smile adorning your lips.
“your brother loved to explore, right? so you’re finishing what he started? i admire that, how you honor his legacy.“
“thanks, baby. i owe it to him. gotta do the drake name proud.”
“you will, and you do.”
nathan presses a kiss to your temple. you finish the rest of your wine, so he reaches for the bottle to pour you more.
“wait, wait, wait. you said the wine’s expensive. shouldn’t we, like, savor it?”
nate pours you another glass regardless, then tops off his own. he winks.
“don’t worry about it. i could always get us another.”
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Can I get a Miguel whatever his last name is from the spider verse movie x either gn or fem reader (whichever you want to write baby boy ;p) it can be fluffy or angsty (just trying to get you to actually write something ;) )
- with lots of love from your bff
You brought this on yourself.
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"Y/N!" Miguel yelled in a sexy way.
You jumped because you're so traumatized
"Come here!!@!" Wow he's so hot hehehehhehehwhee youthought to urself
"W-w-w-what 0_0" you asked cutely
"Im... in love with you" He hid his attractive face with love
"M-me? But you're so big and sexy and I'm so small and petite" you cried. This was true. He towered over you at 7'5 and you were only 2'4. 😞 your troubles haunted you as your beautiful blue orbs filled with tears
"Ur prefect to me" miguel said
Then he picked u up and kissed you but since he was so big and you were so small uou died instantly 😞
"NOOOIOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Miguel SOBBED. He was so sad. So big and sexy and so sad.
The end
Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Reader
Summary: Sherlock undermines Y/N’s intelligence while helping out on a case.
Warnings: none
First attempt at writing for Sherlock hope you guys enjoy! 😊
MASTERLIST
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"Shut up would you darling. You're about as sharp as a sack full of soup when it comes to these things-"
"Sherlock-"
"And sadly I don't have the time nor patience to draw a picture using crayons to explain it to you. So make yourself useful by leaving!" Sherlock knocked all the scattered books and papers that littered his desk in frustration, they weren't making any progress in the case they were working and they had hoped that the teacher could be of use but she also hit a block.
"Sherlock! Y/N you don't have to go, he didn’t mean that." John wanted to smack his friend upside his head for speaking to the one woman that meant something to him like she's some piece of garbage.
"He does." Turning on her heels, she grabbed her bag and headed out the door and down the steps, John briefly glared at Sherlock as he chased after her.
"Y/N wait!" She looked over at him as she slipped on her coat to leave. John paused on the second step trying to come up with the right things to say to get her to not walk out the door and quite potentially Sherlock's life.
"He's an ass and says things that shouldn't be said-"
"Like implying that my IQ level is in the bloody trenches, yeah I gathered that."
"He's just Sherlock being Sherlock."
"No, that's Sherlock being an outright twit that doesn't have a filter." Before he could squeeze another word out, Y/N stormed out the door slamming it shut behind her.
"You're wasting time John, she’s of no use to us with our case. We have so much to-" John turned to look at the curly haired man that stood on the landing.
"What the hell was that?! You didn’t have to call her an idiot like that for goodness sake Sherlock, she's an incredible woman. A woman that loves and cares for you, might I add and you're self destruction is surely going to push her away."
"Oh so what?" John rolled his eyes as he stomped his way back up the stairs to their shared flat.
"You are going to apologise and fix this with her because everyone knows that there isn’t going to be another woman to put up with you and your brash behaviour. I don't even know how she's put up with you for nine months." Sherlock hung his head low, his words finally catching up to him. He knows that he did have to rectify his mistake of yelling at her and making her out to be an idiot when in fact, she's remarkably intelligent.
"I'm serious Sherlock, as soon as we wrap this up you are going to fix this."
"No, nope I need to go after her right now."
"No, if you go after her that's only going to end badly for your face."
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The rain was pouring down on all of London at eight forty-five at night and Sherlock's pace quickened in the direction of Y/N's home. He shook off the heavy water off of his coat as he took shelter beneath the awning over her front door.
Y/N placed her bookmark in the current novel she was reading and set it off to the side. The doorbell rung again and this time she willed herself from under her blanket and off the couch to go answer the door. It's raining cats and dogs outside so whoever was at her door had to have a good reason to be.
"Hello- oh, it's you."
"Hello, may I?" As much as she would rather not let him into her home it was cold and wet outside and by the looks of it, he had walked here in the pouring rain; and she didn't want him to catch a cold. She headed back up the stairs to her flat leaving Sherlock to let himself in and remove his coat as well as his shoes.
"Why are you here, Holmes? My level of intelligence is miniscule compared to yours and I'm sure you'd rather be in the company of someone that shares your level of competence." Sherlock watched quietly as she fastened her robe to her body to cover up herself. Y/N was still angry at him for earlier and he knew that. He stood in the middle of her living space, dripping water onto her hardwood flooring.
"You know where your clothes are go change, your creating a puddle." Y/N put the kettle on to make tea for the both of them, not like he deserved anything other than a proper slap across the face. While he was changing he tried to formulate the right way to handle this without shoving his foot in his mouth.
"Could we sit down dear?"
"Nope, I'm good right where I am in the kitchen, you could stay all the way over there."
"Don't want me close to you?"
"Unless you want to be bashed in the head with this kettle I think it's best if you stay far away from me." Sherlock brushed off her bluff, closing the distance between them with his long strides. Crossing her arms over her chest, she stared into the pair of blue eyes she's grown to love as he stood mere centimeters away from her.
"I'm sorry."
"For what exactly?"
"For losing my temper, yelling and for saying something I didn't mean. I didn't mean it when I called you useless or made a comment on your intellect, it was the spur of the moment. I was frustrated and I took it out on you when you were only trying to help." Sherlock brushed his knuckles against her cheek and she instinctively leaned into his touch bringing a smile to his face.
"I get that you were frustrated but that isn't a valid excuse Sherlock. You called me darling and a useless idiot in the same breath."
"I know darling and I promise it'll never happen again. Allow me to make it up to you." The towering man kissed the crown of her head, cheek and bridge of her nose making her heart flutter at his affection.
"You've got your work cut out for you Mr. Holmes because I'm not going to make it easy for you and your astonishing brilliance."
"I do love a challenge."
"I know." Sherlock finally pressed his lips against hers in a gentle kiss which was cut short by her kneeling him in the groin. He grunted in pain and stumbled back, holding his crotch in pain. Y/N smiled watching as he doubled over still groaning in agony.
"I deserved that."
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Honestly don't know if I'll keep writing for Sherlock but we'll see.
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Bitches be like “I dont have a type.”
Its me...im bitches.
In the middle of the night
Y/n shout-whispering : Gally ? Gally can I sleep with you ?
Gally lifting the covers still sleepy : sure sweetheart, come here
Y/n snuggling with him : Thanks
Gally : So what's the problem ?
Y/n pulling up the covers : Nothing I just missed you
Gally chuckling : There's a spider in your hut right ?
Y/n dramatically : That thing was huge ! I swear it's a shucking monster !
OH MY GOD.
IT TOOK ME A SECOND BUT IT CLICKED.
KINGER DIDN'T SEE A MONSTER HERE.