ant3oculat1a

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reblogging because since this i got a cut that is similarly fucked up and i finally understand what it feels like for your barber to hate you (i cut my own hair)

Spock with bushy eyebrows and the worst cut ever in "The Cage" will never not be funny to me

He looks like his barber hates him

this is my first time on tumblr in 2025 and I had to wonder why but deep down i already know its bc I got a boyfriend💀

too busy being obsessed with a man who actually exists and knows i exist for once

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

Star Trek TOS S01E28 / Star Trek TOS S01E29

"Let me help." "I love you."

I am normal about this. (They had to know what they were doing. It's literally. the. next. episode.)

pete wentz

tos was made for girls and gays idgaf. theres no other reason for kirk to have that green top w the plunging neckline or be ripping his shirts and showing nipple. also just. the aesthetic and costume design and the general campiness… everything is sparkly… it’s not macho At All. watched it as a kid expecting kirk to be a ladies man like all the fanboys make him out to be.. but no. that mf is making googoo eyes at spock every ep. and DONT get me started on spock. the bangs. the brows. the eyeshadow. the daddy issues.. please. use ur eyes people

I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAD TO READ THIS WITH MY OWN EYES

tbh i don’t think i’ll ever stop talking about it

you can’t even tell these are edited because they just look like that anyway

went to hallmark today and bought this ornament for my christmas tree

when you press the button they have an EXTREMELY long conversation about feelings

i feel like 2009 star trek casting was good but in the way that every character got yassified a little bit

him fumbling T'pring and being so flippant about it was all the proof I needed to know he was gay

No offense to Spock but if my WIFE was T'pring I wouldn't have fumbled her that badly, I would be fucking LOCKED in dude. We would've gotten married right after she proposed, we're having a shotgun wedding, I'm quiting starfleet to follow my beautiful wife T'pring back to Vulcan, I'll be her perfect husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll even tolerate her shit ass mother, I'll never show any emotions. C'mon T'pring marry me instead, fuck that loser Spock.

new starfleet uniforms just dropped

have you seen the gay star trek xxx parody? its from men.com (sorry i just saw one of your reviews of a different xxx star trek and thought i'd ask)

WAIT THERES A GAY ONE???? I'VE ONLY SEEN STRAIGHT ONES HOLD ON I NEED TO FIND IT

The 2024 unification we thought we were getting:

The unification we got

Girl house. Home even.

I wish the fanfic in my head was good but its all just obnoxious self insert where I do nothing wrong ever and am practically perfect in every way

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

There's so many.......I don't think I will ever be able to watch them all. Pray for my PC while I try and download these

Kirk + Red pants

Spock with bushy eyebrows and the worst cut ever in "The Cage" will never not be funny to me

He looks like his barber hates him

As much as I love spirk nothing they ever said to each other was as blatantly homosexual as Q calling Picard "mon capitan"

no subtlety whatsoever

Fun fact, Paramounts list of iconic star trek tos episodes includes every single episode with a significant spirk moment

That ship rlly did save star trek from ending at the cancellation of tos

Its weird to think about how old this fandom is. My mom was born the same year the first spirk fic was published in a fan zine, that's fucking crazy💀

the correct take, theyve been cannon since the first movie and i stand by that

Opening spirk tag today like (affectionate)

So, I watched tng and voyager ages ago and loved them, but never got into tos until recently. That being said I've been accidentally kinning spock without ever having seen him in anything for years now.

I wish I was kidding but I've been stealing his whole look and personality, including BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

the bangs

the brows

i wear pointy ears on occasion

people tell me i speak in an odd overly intellectual way irl

i pathologically avoid expressing most feelings to people due to the way i was raised

bisexual

he's basically just my autism personified

One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.

Continuation

on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction

He would absolutely just look like an alternative person, i mean just look at him in his human disguise

he just looks like every other homo in san francisco with his shaved brows and betty bangs (also both things I have/had as a goth)

in conclusion, spock is lowkey a gothic icon and i absolutely wouldn't think he's an alien, I'd be asking for his number🙏

Honestly, as a human who lives in the 21st century, if Mr. Spock beamed down to earth, and I saw him. My first thought wouldn't even be "holy shit an alien" it would legitimate just be "wow nice shaved brows and cute ears, he has some really cool body modifications and make-up going on" my ass would think he's in some kind of alternative subculture it wouldn't even occur to me to think of extraterrestrials.

i NEED the original image of limp wrist spock in my camera roll

Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown

Some behind the scenes TOS photos: