Pete Wentz

As much as I love spirk nothing they ever said to each other was as blatantly homosexual as Q calling Picard "mon capitan"

no subtlety whatsoever

trey pitching the role of dave the lighting guy to his boy best friend: so you have a mullet and an enthusiasm for life and you don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but you totally want to fuck my silly little self insert mormon oc who i just so happen to be playing :)

matt: bet

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

this one

#tbt to some spooky looking photos i took of Patrick on his solo opener tour for panicatthedisco. 9:30 Club | Halloween | 2011.

on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction

do i play dress to impress, scroll tumblr, or read a 135k word spirk fanfic based on the 2009 movie? difficult choices

him fumbling T'pring and being so flippant about it was all the proof I needed to know he was gay

No offense to Spock but if my WIFE was T'pring I wouldn't have fumbled her that badly, I would be fucking LOCKED in dude. We would've gotten married right after she proposed, we're having a shotgun wedding, I'm quiting starfleet to follow my beautiful wife T'pring back to Vulcan, I'll be her perfect husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll even tolerate her shit ass mother, I'll never show any emotions. C'mon T'pring marry me instead, fuck that loser Spock.

He would absolutely just look like an alternative person, i mean just look at him in his human disguise

he just looks like every other homo in san francisco with his shaved brows and betty bangs (also both things I have/had as a goth)

in conclusion, spock is lowkey a gothic icon and i absolutely wouldn't think he's an alien, I'd be asking for his number🙏

Honestly, as a human who lives in the 21st century, if Mr. Spock beamed down to earth, and I saw him. My first thought wouldn't even be "holy shit an alien" it would legitimate just be "wow nice shaved brows and cute ears, he has some really cool body modifications and make-up going on" my ass would think he's in some kind of alternative subculture it wouldn't even occur to me to think of extraterrestrials.

i am doing none of these things, ended up watching tos while restoring haunted antique clown dolls

do i play dress to impress, scroll tumblr, or read a 135k word spirk fanfic based on the 2009 movie? difficult choices

i NEED the original image of limp wrist spock in my camera roll

Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown