This Post Surprised No One Ever

i want you guys to know that irl i am him

petes ass is doing its best to escape his jeans in that first one

Fall Out Boy, HOB Anaheim CA, 03/24/05

him fumbling T'pring and being so flippant about it was all the proof I needed to know he was gay

No offense to Spock but if my WIFE was T'pring I wouldn't have fumbled her that badly, I would be fucking LOCKED in dude. We would've gotten married right after she proposed, we're having a shotgun wedding, I'm quiting starfleet to follow my beautiful wife T'pring back to Vulcan, I'll be her perfect husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll even tolerate her shit ass mother, I'll never show any emotions. C'mon T'pring marry me instead, fuck that loser Spock.

my sister and i cant stop referencing baseketball (specifically this gesture and "AUGH") and we keep getting questioned about it

how do we explain to ppl we've formed a joint obsession with the creators of south park without sounding insane

do you guys think they explored each other's bodies?

homina homina schwing

more bloody gerard because they’re soo pretty

saw this and had to edit the brat "kill that thing patrick" meme to match

this is my first time on tumblr in 2025 and I had to wonder why but deep down i already know its bc I got a boyfriend💀

too busy being obsessed with a man who actually exists and knows i exist for once

tbh i don’t think i’ll ever stop talking about it

i want to bite him and shake him around like dogs do with their toys