Source: @Thesecountryroads 🌾

He's so hot

You can't tell me that this isn't purple in your eyes there.

As I said before, my dear girl, it's just reflectiveness and dimension. I have a pair of sparkly eyes! Haha.

[I had a selfie that reminded me of a Greek statue, so I got the idea to use it for a dark/semi light moodboard] ☁️

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respecting black women is actually really easy so do it.

~ December at Hogwarts | Slytherin 🐍

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒

I love you !

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Curious. What was your favorite character that you ever played and why?? :)

Answer:

Ding ding ding! (Certain people are going to be pissed at me for not saying Vic' or Dante). Lol. All of my characters have a special place in my heart, though. The reasons why (among others):

I'm very much into sci-fi, I like fantasy & exploration so being able to become an imp & experience this completely alternate universe was really fun. 🌿

The wardrobe, as always, was my favorite part. Do I really need to explain this one? Lol. ✨

CGI effects/inserts. CGI & inserts can be dope as hell when it's done right. It's always impressive. 🧡

The magic. Omg, the magic. The battles. The adventure. The adorable racially diverse villagers & their huts. 💚

I love the character development - how his indifference, immaturity & mischievousness later led to leadership, badassness & loyalty. Fun fact: I cut my hair for this. He was supposed to originally have red hair but instead of dyeing my entire head we went with highlights because I didn't want my hair red for eons, I had other things to do. 🍃

So yeah, these are a few of my favorite things.

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That's not nice and I'm just saying what your both too scared to say to each other because willy is awkward about his feelings and your lying about yours 😊😊😊😊

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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