Who Is This ?

has anyone done it yet

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

Double cake 🍰

my liege are you a rarijack or a appledash fan

In my AU, everyone is Applejack's bitch. She is the top Dom, the big daddy Alpha. All the ponies in Equestria yearn for a tate of her Apple if you know what I am saying. So much so they are willing to kill for her. They make her an Alicorn and she takes over Equestria with her Harem

In the spirit of dashcon 2.0 approaching I have decided to go to my neighbours house and piss in her ballpit ( she has a child and is throwing it a birthday party I don't think she usually has a ballpit) I will update on the experience later.

u do u deny female character2 the nuance of beiing morally grey??

Yes... I mean, wait, no... I mean. The human experience is vast and filled with grey areas. Which means... if men always bad and women always good, they are not fully human?

Non Binaries are the only valid human beings? Everyone else be furry or die?

Nobody:

JD Vance:

I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

Twin Violin Players, Dynamic Duo, c. 1900. Unknown photographer. Gelatin silver, printed later.