I Have Gone Too Soft. I Need To Become Horny And Evil Again

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Cancel me if you like, but Oscar the Grouch is much more "dilfy" and "sexable" than any of your tasteless Tumblr Sexy Man. Sans Undertale? The Onecest? Bill Triangle? Those twinks wish they were my poor little sopping wet trashcan waifu meow meow. Idiots DNI!

vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

As a seminari I can confirm things often get rather faggy

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

My mid tri exams are in two days, I think I'm going mad.

♤♡JustJokerThings◇♧

I have pink eye

Nobody:

JD Vance:

Croaker for pope 2025!!