My Mid Tri Exams Are In Two Days, I Think I'm Going Mad.

I close my eyes, the image fresh:

A nightmare cloaked in rotting flesh;

Tell me, brother, where you trot

To restlessly escape the rot?

I taste the sour bile of grief,

My throat constricts without relief;

I weep for those who ran the course,

Those eaten by the Winner Horse.

♤♡JustJokerThings◇♧

I have pink eye

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

Double cake 🍰

Sacred image

In the spirit of dashcon 2.0 approaching I have decided to go to my neighbours house and piss in her ballpit ( she has a child and is throwing it a birthday party I don't think she usually has a ballpit) I will update on the experience later.

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

tfw = two fucking weiners