Vampire: My Darling, My Eternal Flame, My Heart's Joy Taken Human Form... You Simply Must Drink Water

Nah

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

I close my eyes, the image fresh:

A nightmare cloaked in rotting flesh;

Tell me, brother, where you trot

To restlessly escape the rot?

I taste the sour bile of grief,

My throat constricts without relief;

I weep for those who ran the course,

Those eaten by the Winner Horse.

Sacred image

Need Advice

Let's say someone has a long felt object stuck inside of a tight hole and they need to have the felt object removed? Note that cutting the hole open is not an option.

Cancel me if you like, but Oscar the Grouch is much more "dilfy" and "sexable" than any of your tasteless Tumblr Sexy Man. Sans Undertale? The Onecest? Bill Triangle? Those twinks wish they were my poor little sopping wet trashcan waifu meow meow. Idiots DNI!

My mid tri exams are in two days, I think I'm going mad.

Who is this ?

finally got the motivation to draw again (kinda)