Aph-aerica - The Aerican Empire

Me: listens to HRE's marukaite chikyuu

Me afterwards:

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did yall hear about the kidnapping at Ligma High School?

Don't worry, he woke up

Hey, y'all. Turns out getting kicked out is pretty expensive! My spouse and I were both recently kicked out for being queer. They're disabled and struggling to find a job, and I'm working as much as I can but things are tight right now. At least, we need like 50 dollars to pay for some medicine for them. Anything extra will go towards food, gas, bills. Any amount helps, or just sharing the link around.

https://ko-fi.com/voidclown/goal?g=0

Dear queerphobes,

Yes, we are trying to push the queer agenda.

But I don't think you realize that the queer agenda is for y'all to stop being fucking dicks.

Happy Holidays!

-some genderfaun

When you have blonde hair and "blue" (they're fucking green) eyes so now this one kid who looks like if draco malfoy did drugs and is literally that one white kid with the shit haircut insists you're russian and calls you a fucking nazi on top of refusing to respect your pronouns.

Best part is? You're polish.

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

If you had one rule-free wish, what would you use it on?

I would create a demiplane completely controlled by me that I could travel to at will and it would be a New Zealand forest with lifeforms I created and it would have a river and be 90 degrees at all times and I would have a little cottage.

Because why wouldn't God have a cute lil cottage.

Edit: and return on will

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

Donate if you can please. I’m being charged with assault and battery for punching my racist neighbor for spitting on me during a pandemic. I need to pay for lawyer fees and to move out of my racist town. 💗

If you don’t want to donate through gofundme then you can cashapp me $Muvatokyo

If you can’t donate, please reblog when you see this. I’m desperate. Thank you!

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