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Today, we will be talking about Shadow the hedgehog and his smaller-than-a-walnut penis

Episode 5 in a nutshell (x)

Connor: (knocking on the abandoned house’s door to reveal Ralph opening it)

Connor: Is an AX400 here?

Ralph: Uh, you know what?

Kara: (smashes through a window in the background)

Ralph: She just left.

Weenie man nightcore

If the mercs were furries, what would their fusonas be?

Sniper~ Dingo! Wild Australian dogs that are fearless and not picky about what they eat. 

Soldier~ Soldier already has the Freedom Feathers item to show his inner furry. Or feathery (?) in this case.

Scout~ Hes swift, and noisy. He’s be a dog of some kind, probably a Whippet. 

Engineer~  Maybe a bull? Hes got short-man syndrome, so his furry would be something much bigger and stronger than he is. They're stubborn, but quite clever, and used to working in groups.

Medic~  He’d probably want to be one of his doves, but I think he’d be better suited to a wolf. Sleek, strong, a pack member, protective. I think it fits!

Demoman~ He has a good couple of were-wolf and dog related items in his roster, so I think he’d suit a big, shaggy dog. Maybe not quite a grey wolf like Medic, but something wolf-like. Maybe a cross-breed between wolf and a domestic dog?

Heavy~ Probably expected, but I always see him as a brown bear. Big and strong, fearless, very family orientated. Big and floofy.

Spy~ Also kinda cliche, but a fox. Sleek, sneaky, intelligent, very cunning. 

Pyro~  A salamander. “The legendary salamander is often depicted as a typical salamander in shape, with a lizard-like form, but is usually ascribed an affinity with fire, sometimes specifically elemental fire.” - Wikipedia.  Theyre mysterious, but friendly.

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