Latest Posts by apple-juice-fart - Page 2
Reblog if you would want to adopt Trico
Today, we will be talking about Shadow the hedgehog and his smaller-than-a-walnut penis
no one:
people on ao3: heres the nastiest shit youve ever fucking seen. the tags and description are in excruciating and disturbing detail as well,
This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
I will use this as my pfp from now on to eternity
b i n c h……….
Reblog if you love Toothless
*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE
Squidward's had enough with spongebob
I don't think wolfrun can even have chocolate since wolves are related to dogs
imagine going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes…with Wolfrun
@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it
Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.
In China Sony marketed Venom as a "perfect boyfriend" and the posters look like this
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Me officially arriving to Halloween Season 🎃💀
Give him a big ol' hug
Wolfrun is at your door
what do you do?
wolfrun deserves another anime
Reblog if you think “Megamind” deserves a sequel (Or if you really love DreamWorks movies)
It’s sad that I feel like I need to make this post but it’s getting too annoying
I love sharing my art of these two and I’m happy that so many people like it!💙 But something that I really can’t stand are those who don’t accept that the Dragon is male and the Unicorn female. Like why would you go to someone’s OC and tell them to swap the gender or make them gay? Why is this even so important to people? I don’t get it. And It’s pretty disrespectful I would almost say…
Create/Design your own characters and don’t annoy me with stupid comments.
Thanks
Like if you would ask him what’s wrong
Share if you would give him a hug
Accurate representation of me at the theatre watching HTTYD 3
Connor: (knocking on the abandoned house’s door to reveal Ralph opening it)
Connor: Is an AX400 here?
Ralph: Uh, you know what?
Kara: (smashes through a window in the background)
Ralph: She just left.
Awwww
Like/reblog if it’s the purest thing you have ever seen.
*smashing like/reblog button*