@schnee-gheist @cosmicreaper692 @maypersonne

Person irl asked me a few days ago which fictional race like I'd like to be and I said hobbit. I just want to chill.

hobbits eat six meals a day and are always smoking weed and yet i never hear anybody talk about wanting to be a hobbit. you all sicken me

fuck it. blob mitosis

The perfect Date (April 25th)

Let's spend this perfect Date by giving some under-appreciated fanworks some love and attention. And of course by submitting some of them to Comment Exchange. Today you can do that without having to proof you commented on something else. But of course I encourage you to do so anyways. Check out our masterlist for some inspiration.

Ides of March

It's the Ides of March, which might just be the most Tumblr Holiday on our calendar. That means you can submit works without having to comment on something else first.

But let's take this day as a chance to "stab" with some comments. Kindly of course, we will stab with compliments and positivity. Let's try to leave as many comments today as you can. Maybe you can even reach 23 in honour of the times Caesar was stabbed?

Of course I would love it of you left comments on works from our masterlist, but I encourage you to leave comments on any fanwork out there.

Let's celebrate the Ides of March Comment Exchange style!

@yellowmagicalgirl @Emmalylis @sobqjmv @oddgreyhound

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Danny now has 2 secret identities.

First is Phantom - he cannot just vanish right after his death - that would be too suspicious. He is not sure if he wants to use his 'civilian' ghost to fight. Maybe he should become his own sidekick to fight off ghost attacks on school? It would save him from coming up with new excuses to slip out of class. 'I need to go to the bathroom' is earning him some odd stares and uncomfortable questions about ghost biology.

The other one is his still-alive body. He now has to pretend to be dead (the irony), but he still has human needs like hunger or sleep. Besides, he would like to use his body sometimes, since he still has one! He is considering telling his parents about his human needs - they already consider him a bit of an anomaly because he is sentient/sane, but he was kinda hoping to change their view on all the ghosts, so he doesn't want to make himself even more of an outlier.

The GIW use a device to forcibly transform Danny into Phantom in an attempt to unmask him to the public.

But thanks to some quick thinking and ghostly shapeshifting, Danny manages to make himself not look like Phantom.

Thus, everyone who isn’t already in the know assumes that the GIW just blatantly murdered some random kid because they thought he was a ghost (which doesn’t even make sense??).

So yeah now everyone is very strongly anti-GIW because What The Fuck, Guys. The Fentons are especially furious about this - just because Danny came back as a ghost and is somehow still sentient/sane (they’ll have to revisit that ghost research later…) doesn’t change that those bastards killed their son!!

[Podfic] Die

written by @finemeal, narrated by @apple-sapling

Original work: Die by finemeal

Full Length: 5:58 | Rating: M | TW: gore, murder

Summary:

When Vlad creates a creature in his own image, he was not prepared for the consequences that would cause.

Thank you to finemeal for writing this and giving me an excuse to voice LBV and LBM :D

Calling for Comments

@apple-sapling and I recorded an interview about Comment Exchange yesterday for a project for @voiceteam Mystery Box.

We would like to read out some comments that were left because of Comment Exchange after the interview, so if anyone would like to offer one (or more) of their comments for us to read out, please send them in. The comments can be old or new, and we won't read out your username, just the text of the comment.

You can link them in the comments here, send me a DM, or ask, or email them to comment.xchange@gmail.com

Thanks for your help!

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My first thought was that I die inside the slow cooker. So I guess both?

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.