The Horsemen Of The Dannypocalypse

My sincere apologies to my mutuals and followers not from the phandom but its

DANNO DAYYYYY

Chapter 2 of Double Discovery (by @dp-marvel94) podfic is out!

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

The problem with “I want to write a fic where Sai and Karin are friends” is that it is 100% in the territory of like. “The rating exists purely due to the gore and trauma.”

Is there even kissing? Probably not. Is there cutting out tongues and then biting your friend to grow it back in order to slip the Gordian Knot of Danzo’s seal and gain your freedom so you can tear down the horrifying organization you grew up in? Y… yeah. There is.

Valerie: So he is your dog!

Phantom: Well, yea. But...

Valerie: I knew you were lying!

Phantom: He wasn't mine when...

Valerie: *shooting intensifies*

At some point Cujo would end up in Danny's school bag by accident and go to casper high with him. Shenanigans ensue as the trio tries to cover his presence from classmates and teachers. Imagine Valerie found out.

Valerie: So, It's your dog? But it's also Phantom's dog?

Danny: *sweating* We have shared custody?

You know what really sucks? I think Danny should have kept Cujo! It would have been so cool to see the trio fighting alongside Cujo to defeat ghosts! 

If only Danny had been a patient... he could have trained Cujo to become a hunting dog. Cujo would have been useful if trained for blood (ectoplasm) tracking: to help the trio find ghosts, to bark as an alert , and is also capable of attacking or restraining.

Also it would have been so cute and heartwarming to see the trio and cujo to have their moments!!!

lol, I can totally picture Sam taking Cujo for a joy ride to Starbucks. Sam picks up her pumpkin spice latte while Cujo enjoys his pup cup. They go hiking and engage in other fun activities together.

Meanwhile, Cujo assists Tucker in retrieving tools as he works on a new ghost invention. Of course, Cujo also manages to create a mess and annoy Tucker—it's all in good fun!

And let’s not forget Danny, who, as Cujo’s owner, diligently takes care of him by walking, feeding, training, and so on. Their bond is loving and loyal

When Danny has new people over they are always surprised how many nice things he has. But they are also really mismatched. There is a high-tech blender standing next to an antique meat grinder. He also once brought an entire wheel of authentic grana padano cheese to a party.

Also, danny has garage sales once a month. Which is odd for a colledge student living in an apartment.

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

Orange is for sure the hardest part of the speedrun, not sure if it makes it better or not.

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

I made a podfic!

and I made the coverart for it too :)

[Podfic] Building Graves like Homes

There's a spot next to the portal, not quite under the jut of it, between where the side ends and where the filter sits on the wall. The hum of the portal and lab resonates just perfectly to be almost a lullaby, the edge of the portal's jutted out side providing a good little nestle spot for Danny to sit and lean against. Danny likes to sit there, in the rare moments when his parents aren't in the lab, and just kind of…ruminate. Or: In which I explore the idea that a grave isn't always conventional, and sometimes a half-dead boy can build his own without realizing it. [Length: 24:52]