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Chapter 3 of Double Discovery (by @dp-marvel94) podfic is up! Enjoy listening ^^

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I recorded a podfic of Gym101 by @lexosaurus for VoiceTeam Mystery Box challenge DO THE WEIRD STUFF. I decided it is perfect to exercise to, so I read it during a workout ^^

Cover Art by @notbatman-52

Link: [Podfic] Gym 101 (by lexosaurus)

Rating: T

Length: ~15min

Summary:

Danny figured that revealing his identity to Valerie would result in her never wanting to speak to him again. Instead, she forces him to go to the gym with her.

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I just posted chapter 4 of podfic of that which holds the image maintains the sincerest form of flattery (open the door) by @surelysilly

Just one chapter to go, so it will be finished real soon!

Valerie: So he is your dog!

Phantom: Well, yea. But...

Valerie: I knew you were lying!

Phantom: He wasn't mine when...

Valerie: *shooting intensifies*

At some point Cujo would end up in Danny's school bag by accident and go to casper high with him. Shenanigans ensue as the trio tries to cover his presence from classmates and teachers. Imagine Valerie found out.

Valerie: So, It's your dog? But it's also Phantom's dog?

Danny: *sweating* We have shared custody?

You know what really sucks? I think Danny should have kept Cujo! It would have been so cool to see the trio fighting alongside Cujo to defeat ghosts! 

If only Danny had been a patient... he could have trained Cujo to become a hunting dog. Cujo would have been useful if trained for blood (ectoplasm) tracking: to help the trio find ghosts, to bark as an alert , and is also capable of attacking or restraining.

Also it would have been so cute and heartwarming to see the trio and cujo to have their moments!!!

lol, I can totally picture Sam taking Cujo for a joy ride to Starbucks. Sam picks up her pumpkin spice latte while Cujo enjoys his pup cup. They go hiking and engage in other fun activities together.

Meanwhile, Cujo assists Tucker in retrieving tools as he works on a new ghost invention. Of course, Cujo also manages to create a mess and annoy Tucker—it's all in good fun!

And let’s not forget Danny, who, as Cujo’s owner, diligently takes care of him by walking, feeding, training, and so on. Their bond is loving and loyal

Thank you!!! I'm so excited for this!

I feel like with your pointers I can actually build an exercise routine for once :D

I'll definitely be posting what exercises I end up doing with the finished pod. Who knows, maybe I'll inspire some listeners to follow along.

So, I want to podfic your Gym101 fanfic (this is me asking your permission to do it) for a VoiceTeam challenge, but I also want to get swole for Dash this 2025.

Here's my idea: I read your fic while doing exercises. I will need to experiment a bit to find out which exercises I can do while recording. So far I was thinking:

squats - obviously following Valerie's instructions, I don't have a weight bar though

active bar hang

plank - I'll see how much can I actually record doing that...

maybe some stretches for when I get too out of breath

I'd love any suggestions and pointers for exercises I can do while podficing. Guide me

PS: Your presence alone made me want to redo my pull-ups new years resolution 💪💪💪

Oh that's an awesome idea. I'm all for it. And now I'll need to write another chapter for it lmao!

As far as programming goes, I think anything that you can do that you can stick to are the best. Like for me, I fucking hate doing most stereotypical core exercises like planks and crunches and those 10 minute ab videos, so I've been mixing abs and core into my other weightlifting exercises instead of having it as its own dedicated thing.

But if you wanted some more concrete pointers, I would say in general like outside of just recording for the podfic, building a program around hitting every major muscle is going to be key for preventing muscle imbalances, and thus compound exercises are going to be your friend. Squats are a great one because they hit glutes, quads, and hamstrings, which are three major muscle groups on the lower body. And to hit calves, you can superset them with calf raises or something. Bada-bing-bada-boom, with 2 exercises you've pretty much got your lower body taken care of.

For upper body, things like push ups hit the chest, biceps, and triceps. Since you mentioned you have a bar, doing active bar hangs, scapular pulls, and negatives (all progressions of the pull-up) hit a bunch of muscles in the back, plus you're engaging your core for stabilization. If you have any heavy objects laying around your house, you can do farmers walks around a room which are another awesome thing for core work and all around general body strength (hits a ton of muscles all over the upper and lower body, and holding the heavy objects at different heights can engage more of the shoulders too).

Even though I'm in my weightlifting era rn, I'm a huge fan of calisthenics in general and do a lot of them for like functional strength and mobility. Definitely recommend you look into that if you're tryna workout from home this year!

Oh, and make sure you warm up before you exercise! There are lots of great dynamic stretching vids on Youtube.

Have fun and keep me updated on how it all goes!

When Danny has new people over they are always surprised how many nice things he has. But they are also really mismatched. There is a high-tech blender standing next to an antique meat grinder. He also once brought an entire wheel of authentic grana padano cheese to a party.

Also, danny has garage sales once a month. Which is odd for a colledge student living in an apartment.

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

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