I Forgot I Drew This, He Jumpscared Me When I Opened Krita

It's so much fun to read fanfiction right after watching the show. I can still hear dialog in voiceactors voice and I automatically imagine sound effects as I read. Shame that it stops after some time... but I can always do a re-watch!

I get different physical sensations - sometimes it's tightness in my chest and like a piercing pain, sometimes the veins in my hands and forearms fell as if they tightened or if the blood turned cold and also the bladder thing - like it flips and moves on its own

What are whumperflies to you?

Is it fluttering in your stomach? Is it that raw excitement you feel in the back of your throat? For me, it’s actually a literal tingling in my legs and just plain raw excitement. You hear a lot of “oh I got whumperflies!” But, what are they to you physically? :)

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fuck it. blob mitosis

[Podfic] Mutant

written by @dp-marvel94 narrated by @apple-sapling

Original work: Mutant by DP_Marvel94

Full Length: 11:09 | Rating: T | TW: body horror

Summary:

What if Danny learned about duplication the hard way instead of through Vlad?

Thanks DP_Marvel94 for letting me do this and writing the fic!

Cover art by me :D

Chapter 1 of my podfic of Double Discovery by @dp-marvel94 is now up!

It's my first DP podphic, so I'm really excited ^^

Danny briefly considers putting up that one tapestry with a huge genealogical tree and claiming its his to explain his many dead relatives.

He starts to think of alternative, less direct way of getting rid of stuff after a local occult comes to one of the garage sales. He doesn't think much about them at first, and simply treats them like any other customers. His sales usually attract some odd crowd and he isn't one to judge.

Well, a few days later they give him the same gothic lampshade he just sold them.

He can't sell it again. He isn't going to risk his secret identity getting exposed via a garage sale, and all the awkwardness that would come with such encounter.

He decides to gift it to Sam - he thinks it is something she or one of her goth friends might like. They end up talking about it and danny starts to pass some more antigue knickknacks for her to sell. It snowballs from there.

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it