Okaaayyy Horses

why is “lucifer’s gonna wear you to the prom” season five’s slogan

so, like half of my mutuals are homestuck fans. I have intentionally tried getting into homestuck at least twice and have repeatedly failed. I have no fucking idea what any of the stuff they reblog means.

anyways you bet your last graham cracker i’m still liking their posts and being like ‘yay homestuck whoo’

Love your belly, it is an extension of your beauty!

so like. i was like ‘i don’t post 18+ art of the steamy variety on this blog’ and like. that was bc i don’t draw any. 👍 HOWEVER now I draw it bc my friends are certainly some kind of influence on me. no idea what to do

IIIIIITS DAVID!

Meet David Lucien, aka Steve’s (late) boyfriend who is now human jerky (sorry david.) On the bright side, he was kind of a dick though, me and milton’s owner felt bad abt killing him off if he was too nice.

David likes embezzling money, black coffee, and obscure facts about morbid topics. He also hates nicknames, if you call him Dave he won’t actually do anything (that you can prove, anyways) but he will silently seethe about it for a very long time.

sorry for my absence, have some gays to make up for it

me and my friend ( @yinnyguardian ) deciding to make our self inserts kiss LOL we’re platonic irl but the inserts have chemistry in the rp we’re doing so fuck it we ball etc

The Firstborn of Delgrim

—LeTwIg the one of Bad Omens

oopsies cannibalism out of desperation after getting shipwrecked ruined his ‘ignoring my gay feelings’ friendship

his name is Steve Wells, he’s bisexual, and he’s certainly having a weird year.

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