I Have Too Many Headcanons About Transformers Characters And I Don't Have Anyone To Talk To About.

Was at my aunt and uncle today for family dinner.

Apparently he bought a mega hat for laughs (we don't live in America).

And I have to agree with him, that is very funny

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

Some more memes

I am NOT sorry for the dead jokes

For the post I made about rodimus and ADHD meds

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

Some fluff for this au cause my brain was nice to me (it loves coming up with angst but not fluff).

when hot rod died he was somewhere in his twenties. And when the matrix made Rodimus to possess his body, it "accidentally" brought back hot rod as a sort of voice or ghost that only Rodimus can hear/see.

Hot rod (instead of being mad at having someone possess his body) becomes some sort of mentor- parental figure- for Rodimus cause he realises that he's only a sparkling.

He helps Rodimus by telling him about mechs he meets or are important, Explains about the war and its history, teaches him about Cybertron and its history. And just doing all of the things that the matrix and primus didn't do.

Hot rod is also Rodimus's voice of reason (Rodimus only listens to him). And lets just say that without hot rod, Rodimus (and everyone else) would have been dead fifty times over.

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

I made some transformers memes (they are mostly MTMTE and me shitting on Optimus)

I know close to nothing about MTMTE or the idw comics. But that will not stop me from making memes based on what I do know about it

Hi, I am looking through your entire rodimus tag. And I love your writing, so here's a little prompt for your enjoyment.

So, rodimus was apart of the wreckers, he's also a prime and was/is the wilder of the matrix.

He is also smaller then a lot of the crew and his frame type is for speed.

Now consider this: rodimus being insanely strong for his frame type (both from being in the wreckers and that prime strength). Strong enough to lift Megatron, ultra Magnus and tarn at the same time with almost no problem.

Also nobody on the crew (except Percy, cause carrier) knows of that and rodimus doesn't tell them or uses his strength on them cause he's afraid of hurting them.

The crew only finds out about his strength through some event that forced rodi to lift meg's or Magnus.

Okay but i’m just imagining him running away from danger and scooping up percy then brainstorm as cyclonus grabs whirl and tailgate running next to roddy who now has a shocked megatron, ratchet and drift in his arms as minimus runs in his fox form between their legs and then pass them towards the ship since turbo foxes are notoriously quick like cyber rabbers (rabbits).

When they get on the ship drift and ratchet, who are very much heavier than rodimus by quite a lot - especially ratchet who is nothing but heavy duty metal because most medics just are, gaping at Rodimus who is catching his breath from running so long.

Who proceeds to just stand and go to percy making sure his carrier is okay while Brainstorm is actively conducting a physical on him without touching because rodimus does not like to be touched by those he hasn’t given free permission to.

As cyclonus holds Tailgate close for his own mental sanity, he needs to know his husband is safe while actively holding the other husband whirl hostage so he doesn’t crowd rodimus with his insane and rude questions.

As megatron feels manhandled and attracted to the smaller mech while Minimus is perched on his shoulder thinking the same thing Cyclonus is.

‘The strength of a prime and being in the wreckers alongside his military training and former nyonian background,’ something Brainstorm still hasn’t thought about since he’s still trying to figure out where the muscle could be hidden.

As drift and ratchet bulk at rodimus who just…walks past them with percy not at all phased or tired. In fact he hasn’t broken a sweat.

…i like this prompt, thank you 😊

I know the sort of common consensus is IDW Hot Rod/Rodimus being with the Wreckers (probably mainly because of AHM), or just a reserve Wrecker, but I would like to present another potential option:

SpecOps agent Hot Rod/Rodimus.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.